The Wisdom Of Our Time?

Discussion in 'Random Ramblings' started by broncbuster07, Jan 17, 2008.

  1. broncbuster07

    broncbuster07 Chillin' With My Peeps

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    The Wisdom Of Our Time?







    It's not whether you win or lose,
    but how you place the blame.






    You are not drunk
    if you can lie on the floor
    without holding on.







    We have enough youth.


    How about a fountain of "smart"?






    When you work here,
    You can name your own salary.
    I named mine, "Don's".






    The original point and click interface
    was a Smith & Wesson.






    A fool and his money
    can throw one hell of a party.






    When blondes have more fun do
    they know it?






    Five days a week my body is a temple.
    The other two it's an amusement park.






    LEARN FROM YOUR PARENTS' MISTAKES
    USE BIRTH CONTROL






    money isn't everything,
    but it sure keeps the kids in touch.






    Don't Drink and Drive
    You might hit a bump and spill something.






    If at first you don't succeed
    skydiving is not for you.






    Reality is only an illusion
    that occurs due to a lack of alcohol.






    Time's fun when you're having flies.
    ......Kermit the Frog






    We are born naked, wet and hungry.
    Then things get worse.






    Red meat is not bad for you
    Fuzzy green meat is bad for you.






    Ninety-nine percent of all lawyers
    give the rest a bad name.






    One good thing about Alzheimer's is
    you get to meet new people every day.


    Friends don't let friends
    take ugly WOMEN home.







    Xerox and Wurlitzer will merge
    to produce reproductive organs.






    Alabama state motto:

    At least we're not Mississippi






    ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE IS NO
    MATCH FOR NATURAL STUPIDITY.






    GUN CONTROL:
    using both hands







    The latest survey shows that
    three out of four people make
    up 75% of the population



    Calling an illegal allien an "undocumented immigrant"
    is like calling a drug dealer an "unlicensed pharmacist".
     
  2. Lunachick

    Lunachick Chicken Slave

    Mar 19, 2007
    Brick, NJ
    hehehe, some of those were pretty good! [​IMG]
     
  3. Queen of the Lilliputians

    Queen of the Lilliputians Chillin' With My Peeps

    Apr 5, 2007
    Maine
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  4. Wildsky

    Wildsky Wild Egg!

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