In my family, we have a contest to see who can buy the ugliest, most useless, awful Christmas present. For many years, my dad has won. I have received: 1. 100-pound florescent patio pot with a painted lizard coming out of it, 2. A remote control mammoth, 3. A gallon of perfume (smells terrible) from a display, 4. A garden gnome that looks like a dog with a goiter. This year I gave my dad a wire-framed bald eagle on a stand. Each wire is beaded with holographic beads. The DH decided to get in on the fun this year...but it got out of hand. ALL I got from him was chicken statues! I really needed socks. Just so we're clear: I only collect chickens that make me breakfast. The best (worst?) one is here: Edit to remove adult content The statue itself is pretty, it just connotes a funny response from people. **sniff** its beautiful... Anyone else have something to share? Good or bad?