So what's in yours? Handbag 3 maths exercise books, a calculator, and a massive textbook (yes, I should be revising). Copy of practical poultry Few old bus tickets Coupon for fabric conditioner (how sad am I?) Purse Foundation Eyeliner Mascara Comb Sheet of paper Bath and West (agricultural show) ticket. Receipts Pencil Hairgrip Mobile phone Earphones for phone Badge shaped like an electric guitar Hairband And attached to the outside are three patches (MCR, SOAD and Slayer) and a lot of pin badges in various stages of offensiveness. Purse Coins and notes (obviously) Loyalty cards (Tesco, Boots, WH Smiths, Shakeaway) Giftcards & vouchers (HMV and Boots) Letter from Tesco to prove their policy about coupons to their idiot staff Two chicken leg rings Poultry Club metal "member" badge. EHIC card Cash machine card Coupons Earrings & 6mm plugs (I stretched my piercing and my dad still doesn't know, 10 months on) Yet more bus tickets. That would mean I'm a chicken keeper, with a love of metal, tight fisted, a stretched piercing, slightly vain, and relying on public transport. That's scarily accurate. The only real thing it doesn't say about me is gliding . . .