Things folks FORGOT to tell you about owning chickens...

Discussion in 'Managing Your Flock' started by DawnSuiter, Jul 14, 2008.

  1. DawnSuiter

    DawnSuiter Chillin' With My Peeps

    I was hoping this could be informative & funny.
    Here's the format.. copy the list, then add yours to the end... so the last post will always have the complete list...
    lets see what happens eh?

    Things folks FORGOT to tell you about owning chickens...

    1. Do NOT wear SHOELACES in the hen house!
    2. Baby Chicks can look dead when they are sleeping
    3. If you have a lot of freckles, try to cover them before handling the chickens or they'll try to PECK you to death! [​IMG] [​IMG]
     
  2. herechickchick

    herechickchick Chillin' With My Peeps

    Mar 28, 2007
    Memphis TN
    1. Do NOT wear SHOELACES in the hen house!
    2. Baby Chicks can look dead when they are sleeping
    3. If you have a lot of freckles, try to cover them before handling the chickens or they'll try to PECK you to death!
    4.Hens can be just as loud as roosters when they want to be!
     
  3. Wolf-Kim

    Wolf-Kim Chillin' With My Peeps

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    Chickens are ferocious blood thirsty critters that will eat anything they can overpower.

    -Kim
     
  4. fullhouse

    fullhouse Chillin' With My Peeps

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    Dust baths are not seizures [​IMG]
     
  5. DawnSuiter

    DawnSuiter Chillin' With My Peeps

    1. Do NOT wear SHOELACES in the hen house!
    2. Baby Chicks can look dead when they are sleeping
    3. If you have a lot of freckles, try to cover them before handling the chickens or they'll try to PECK you to death!
    4. Hens can be just as loud as roosters when they want to be!
    5. Chickens are ferocious blood thirsty critters that will eat anything they can overpower.
    6. Dust baths are not seizures [​IMG]


    hilarious!!!! [​IMG]
    -- don't forget to copy & paste the list into your post addding yours to the end....
     
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  6. Hangin Wit My Peeps

    Hangin Wit My Peeps AutumnBreezeChickens.com

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    Don't wear crocks either in the hen house! [​IMG]
     
  7. Chicken_Lover4567

    Chicken_Lover4567 Chillin' With My Peeps

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    1. Do NOT wear SHOELACES in the hen house!
    2. Baby Chicks can look dead when they are sleeping
    3. If you have a lot of freckles, try to cover them before handling the chickens or they'll try to PECK you to death!
    4. Hens can be just as loud as roosters when they want to be!
    5. Chickens are ferocious blood thirsty critters that will eat anything they can overpower.
    6. Dust baths are not seizures
    7. Do not were crocks in the henhouse either.
    8. You have to buy the chicks before you can own any. [​IMG]
     
  8. Wolf-Kim

    Wolf-Kim Chillin' With My Peeps

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    Quote:[​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG]

    -Kim
     
  9. SandraMort

    SandraMort Chillin' With My Peeps

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    Uhoh... what's wrong w/ crocs?
     
  10. Wynette

    Wynette Moderator Staff Member

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    1. Do NOT wear SHOELACES in the hen house!
    2. Baby Chicks can look dead when they are sleeping
    3. If you have a lot of freckles, try to cover them before handling the chickens or they'll try to PECK you to death!
    4. Hens can be just as loud as roosters when they want to be!
    5. Chickens are ferocious blood thirsty critters that will eat anything they can overpower.
    6. Dust baths are not seizures
    7. Do not were crocks in the henhouse either.
    8. You have to buy the chicks before you can own any.

    I would add to #3....or MOLES! I've got a big mole on my leg that they always think is a bug or something - OWIE!
     

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