I am trying to get all of the chores done before I go to work, so I go add water to the waterer, I grab what eggs are in the coop. I stop to tie my shoe. I bend down to tie and CRUNCH....oooze.... egg in pocket went smoosh and is now running down my leg. Coat is toast. Pants are dripping. Eggs are scrambled and I am now most definitely late. So tell me, things that can only happen in the country?