Things you never said until you had chickens.......

Discussion in 'Pictures & Stories of My Chickens' started by PeuAPeu, Apr 5, 2012.

  1. PeuAPeu

    PeuAPeu Chillin' With My Peeps

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    "Honey, do you want me to take the chicken off of the sofa?" (in reference to the little baby chick that got injured today and is swaddled in a crumpled up sheet on one end of the sofa)

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    Do you have any off the wall things you have said that sounded funny?
     
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  2. HeatherLynn

    HeatherLynn Chillin' With My Peeps

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    "Yes love, I am almost ready. The kids are dressed and waiting. Just let me check for pasty butt and we can go"

    "Someone get the dang Chicken out of the van, she laid an egg in the drivers seat again."

    "I just sat on an egg"

    I would have more but I only remember the last few days.
     
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  3. nurse_turtle

    nurse_turtle Chillin' With My Peeps

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    "Oh shut up! It's just poop."

    Asked of me: "Why on earth are you sniffing the eggs?"

    "Where's the feather duster? I gotta have it for the chicks!"
     
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  4. orumpoultry

    orumpoultry Chillin' With My Peeps

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    "Don't forget to make sure all the lights are turned on when we leave."

    "Where's the flashlight, I don't think I locked the girls up."

    I'm sure there's more.
     
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  5. Wolftalk

    Wolftalk Chillin' With My Peeps

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    The Coop :)
    "Anyone want a rooster?"

    "Why is your chicken eating the paint off the deck again?"

    "Watch out for "chicken poop feet""

    "Where is that friggin chicken scrap bucket??"

    ohhh how bout this one...

    "For the thenth time....please sweep the mulch back in the garden where it belongs!"
     
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  6. bnjrob

    bnjrob Overrun With Chickens

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    Had someone discussing their chick that had been ill but was improving and even farting. I actually asked if chicken farts smell. I never had a desire to know that until now....
     
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  7. Fussy8

    Fussy8 Chillin' With My Peeps

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    "Ive taken care of pasty butt before."-dad
    "Hurry Sage catch YingYang! Hes running away!"
    "You want to take YingYang on a walk?!?!"
    "Mom, Dad can i have a chicken diaper with a leash loop?!?"

    Hahaha!!!
     
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  8. ladychicken&Ducklover

    ladychicken&Ducklover Chillin' With My Peeps

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    Ive said to a friend who was having a bad day once,

    " Im sorry about your bad day, would you like to hold a chicken ? ":lol:
     
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  9. NYRIR

    NYRIR Chillin' With My Peeps

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    [​IMG] I love it!
     
  10. gapeach717

    gapeach717 Chillin' With My Peeps

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    "you can tell we are normal, most people would flip out if there was chicken poop on the couch, here, its more like "meh, get a clorox wipe".." (my son had slid on poop on the floor without anyone noticing until he sat on the couch and smeared it on the couch too....but the best part was my mom who said this before the last comment...)

    (points finger and touches brown smudge on son's shirt) " what is THAT on your shirt??" touches, sniffs finger, jumps up running "OH MY GAWD IT'S CHICKEN ****!!!!!" (all while still dressed in her uniform *she is a cop*) LOLOLOL!!!!


    "do you think the chickens will like the pink paint?"


    "they just love me for my corn"


    "please dont poop on me....please dont poop on me!"


    "ummmm you cant eat with the chick on your shoulder....it may poop on your food and i am not wasting food so we will just scrape it off!" (ok that was a threat but it made a good argument to the kids!)
     
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