After much debate and horse-swapping, Queen Em and I are announcing that our hats are in the Presidential Ring! Queen Em has agreed to play second fiddle (for once) and announce as the VP candidate with me running for the top spot! Our Party will be known as the NAP Party (Need A Paycheck). Since we are starting late, we will obviously need some contributions until the Federal Money kicks in. I promise that all positions in this administration will be awarded to the highest bid.....er, contributors. While the Queen and I are still working on the Official Platform for the Party (anyone got any extra nails, screws, lumber?), it will include a chicken in every back yard, and I guess we'll be a green party as well. For those of you that don't live in the U.S., we're working on a scam.....er. method to qualify you for absentee ballots, so feel free to donate to this important cause. Tip a canoe and Perry too!