Thought you'd all get a kick out of this, especially you married women

Discussion in 'Games, Jokes, and Fun!' started by Kanchii, Oct 5, 2008.

  1. Kanchii

    Kanchii Chillin' With My Peeps

    I found this on another site and brought it here...I thought it was quite funny, as I'm sure some of you will....



    INSTALLING A HUSBAND

    Dear Tech Support ,

    Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5..0 .

    In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9. 5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as NASCAR 6.0, NFL 5.1 and Golf Clubs 4.1 .

    Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.


    Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

    What can I do?

    Signed,
    Desperate.




    DEAR DESPERATE ,

    First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

    Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.HTML and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.


    If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

    However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5 , Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1 .


    Please note that Beer 6. 1 is a very bad program that will download the Farting and Snoring Loudly Beta.

    Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)

    In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 -program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0 .

    In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend Cooking 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7.

    Good Luck!

    Tech Support
     
  2. SterlingAcres

    SterlingAcres Chillin' With My Peeps

    Apr 17, 2008
    Poconos, PA
    [​IMG] It's funnier every time I see it!
     
  3. chiknwhisperer

    chiknwhisperer Chillin' With My Peeps

    May 9, 2008
    Lowell, IN
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  4. PeeperKeeper

    PeeperKeeper Chillin' With My Peeps

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    The feeling is mutual!
     
  5. jacyjones

    jacyjones Chillin' With My Peeps

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    Brilliant![​IMG][​IMG]
     
  6. redoak

    redoak Chillin' With My Peeps

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    My wife has husband 2.0
     
  7. Bawkadoodledoo

    Bawkadoodledoo Chillin' With My Peeps

    Jan 4, 2008
    Central MA
    Quote:Must be a beta release xD!
     
  8. chickiebaby

    chickiebaby Chillin' With My Peeps

    Jan 2, 2008
    western mass
    So what can husband 2.0 do?
     
  9. chickensandmore

    chickensandmore Chillin' With My Peeps

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    My wife also has Husband 2.0
    It has the ability to read maps, so that she doesn't get lost going to a Poultry Auction, It works kind of like GPS.. [​IMG]
     
  10. Frizzledhen

    Frizzledhen Spear Gunnin' Coons

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