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[Kiki]

No, the actual story is even funnier

If he doesn't hurry up and tell us you can.

 

[Chookwagn]

For how long? Also, why?

5 weeks and cos its broke

 

[Amer]

Yubi was the sweetest cat. He was huge.
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He went from 21 pounds to 11 after he got intestinal cancer. It was sad seeing him decline.

I have one picture of him when he was skinny.

Poor Shiloh went from 11 to FIVE!!! this summer because of constipation stopping him up after we dewormed him. I don’t know how the poor bugger survived, he looked so weak. All prayer, I suppose. All God. I’m so glad he’s back to his regular self. I was too worried while looking him to take a picture, but you couldn’t really tell how skinny he was because of all his floof.

The nutter says he is getting a Serval.
I told him he will be getting a Ragdoll.

Good call.

Wild turkey toms do not hang out with the hens all year long. Once laying season sets in the hens leave the toms for their hidden nests. The toms form bachelor groups until they all get back together in the fall.

XD
Speaking of bachelor flocks... Testostrones.

(Badlands)

I’m telling you bengals are awesome. My cat would wrestle our big red rooster once a week just because he’s an ahole.

Wow that cat had a lot of nerve. Mine fear all adult fowl. Tiger actually has mothering insticts that she applies to the babies though. All get chased by chickens and even more by turkeys. It becomes a barnyard battle between the turkeys and cats for my attention. The cats win for their desirable affectionate tact, but in the end, the turkeys win with their brute force in driving the poor kitties off.

 

[MarkJr]

My aunt warned me not to steal the cheese she was cutting. I stole another piece. She said one more and I’ll cut your finger off.
The scar is the result. Went through the fingernail on the other side.
Told mom aunt cut my finger, she said well, you probably deserved it.
17 stitches for that one.

 

[Chookwagn]

No, the actual story is even funnier

Shhhhhhhhh

 

[Conan]

Shhhhhhhhh

Tell us!

 

[Conan]

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My aunt warned me not to steal the cheese she was cutting. I stole another piece. She said one more and I’ll cut your finger off.
The scar is the result. Went through the fingernail on the other side.
Told mom aunt cut my finger, she said well, you probably deserved it.
17 stitches for that one.

An evil aunt. I aspire to such heights.

 

[Chookwagn]

Oh, good! It's embarrassing? Or stupid? Both?

ummmm possibly both

 

[Chookwagn]

If he doesn't hurry up and tell us you can.

oh for helps sake i cant type that fast with 1 hand!!!

 

[RainbowHen]

Litter Robot. Best. Litter. Box. Ever.

Expensive as heck, though.

My cats were frightened of the litter robot. Peed outside of it instead