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[HappyDuckie]

ummmm possibly both

Definitely both

 

[MarkJr]

An evil aunt. I aspire to such heights.

I never messed with her when she had a knife in her hand after that.

 

[Conan]

ummmm possibly both

C'mon. We love a good dumb story.

 

[Conan]

My cats were frightened of the litter robot. Peed outside of it instead

Perfect training mechanism!

 

[Sapphire Sebright]

ummmm possibly both

Don't say anything if you don't want to -- embarrassing things that you don't want to share don't need to be shared.

 

[RainbowHen]

The nutter says he is getting a Serval.
I told him he will be getting a Ragdoll.

My mom has a ragdoll. She is THE BEST CAT. Servals are fun. Dang handful. Not as bad as my foxes were though lol

 

[R2elk]

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My aunt warned me not to steal the cheese she was cutting. I stole another piece. She said one more and I’ll cut your finger off.
The scar is the result. Went through the fingernail on the other side.
Told mom aunt cut my finger, she said well, you probably deserved it.
17 stitches for that one.

At least you still have your finger.

 

[Amer]

It's a breed of housecat?
I thought that you were talking about Bengal tigers.

Typically it’s not considered “wrestling” when those pit themselves against roosters, even the big red ones.

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My aunt warned me not to steal the cheese she was cutting. I stole another piece. She said one more and I’ll cut your finger off.
The scar is the result. Went through the fingernail on the other side.
Told mom aunt cut my finger, she said well, you probably deserved it.
17 stitches for that one.

XD the fact that this is a validated story
The things people will do for a Klondike bar, or to defend it.

 

[Conan]

I never messed with her when she had a knife in her hand after that.

I'll bet you didn't. I'm a witch aunty, but I'm a good witch. So far, I haven't sliced any children, though I've certainly been tempted.

 

[Meg-in-MT]

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16 pounds of lovable ahole

Ah, he's a beaute, Clark! Err... Mark. I'll have to try and find a picture of the aptly named "Tequila". She wasn't nearly that big. I think she was an F4 or 5?