To all beautiful women....

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  1. love-my-wolves

    love-my-wolves Chillin' With My Peeps

    Mar 14, 2008
    Front Royal, VA
    I received this as an email, and thought I would share, it is funny and beautiful at the same time!

    Now I lay me
    Down to sleep
    I pray the Lord
    My shape to keep.
    Please no wrinkles
    And please lift my butt
    Before it sags.
    Please no age spots
    Please no gray
    And as for my belly,
    Please take it away.
    Please keep me healthy
    Please keep me young
    And thank you Dear Lord
    For all that you've done.


    Five tips for a woman....
    1. It is important that a man helps you around the house and has a job.
    2. It is important that a man makes you laugh.
    3. It is important to find a man you can count on and doesn't lie to you.
    4. It is important that a man loves you and spoils you.
    5. It is important that these four men don't know each other.



    It's BEAUTIFUL WOMAN MONTH & TAG YOU'RE IT!
    Below is a wonderful poem Audrey Hepburn wrote when
    asked to share her 'beauty tips.' It was read at her funeral years
    later.

    For attractive lips, speak words of kindness.
    For lovely eyes, seek out the good in people.
    For a slim figure, share your food with the hungry.
    For beautiful hair, let a child run his/her fingers through it once a day.
    For poise, walk with the knowledge that you never walk alone.
    People, even more than things, have to be restored, renewed,
    revived, reclaimed, and redeemed; never throw out anyone.
    Remember, if you ever need a helping hand, you will find one at the end of each of your
    arms.
    As you grow older, you will discover that you have two hands;
    one for helping yourself, and the other for helping others.
    If you share this with another woman, something good will happen . you will boost
    another woman's self esteem, and she will know that you care about her.
     
  2. Ericasl

    Ericasl Chillin' With My Peeps

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    Feb 21, 2008
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    Thank you for posting. So very true I am glad I am a woman:weee
     
  3. Cheep Mama

    Cheep Mama Chillin' With My Peeps

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    Mar 14, 2008
    Michigan
    Very Awesome!!! Thanks for sharing.
     
  4. TheOLDNewChick

    TheOLDNewChick I'm an original

    Jun 12, 2007
    Tioga, Louisiana
    Love it! Thanks for posting.
     
  5. sclanimals

    sclanimals Chillin' With My Peeps

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    I love the five tips! ROFL![​IMG]
     

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