todays chicken joke

Discussion in 'Managing Your Flock' started by hatchcrazzzy, Oct 18, 2007.

  1. hatchcrazzzy

    hatchcrazzzy Chillin' With My Peeps

    Jun 8, 2007
    kemp texas
    Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud and cross the road again ?
    Because he was a dirty double-crosser [​IMG]
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  2. Lunachick

    Lunachick Chicken Slave

    Mar 19, 2007
    Brick, NJ
    (crickets chirping)
     
  3. Wolfpacker

    Wolfpacker Chillin' With My Peeps

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    Here's one:

    A man goes to the butcher and buys a chicken. He gets it home and discovers one of the legs is shorter than the other, so he takes it back to the butcher.

    "One of this chicken's legs is shorter than the other," he explains.

    "Well whatta ya wanna do," the butcher asks, "eat it or dance with it?"

    Ba dum bum!
     
  4. SHELLY

    SHELLY Chillin' With My Peeps

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    Ya'll are funny people. I sit in my office reading this stuff and laughing out loud. My secretary thinks I'm on something!

    Keep it up!
     
  5. SpottedCrow

    SpottedCrow Flock Goddess

    LOL!!!
     
  6. jpc2

    jpc2 New Egg

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    This was my fortune cookie when I logged in to my server
    this morning......

    During the American Revolution, a Britisher tried to raid a farm. He stumbled across a rock on the ground and fell, whereupon
    an aggressive Rhode Island Red hopped on top. Seeing this,
    the farmer commented, "Chicken catch a Tory!"
     
  7. Galaxie_Man

    Galaxie_Man Chillin' With My Peeps

    Here's a couple:

    If a two door chicken house is called a chicken coop, what is a four door chicken house called? A chicken sedan.



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  8. Blondie

    Blondie Chillin' With My Peeps

    Galaxie man - I guess the moderator didn't like your second joke because it's not there!!!

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  9. Galaxie_Man

    Galaxie_Man Chillin' With My Peeps

    Quote:And I tried to clean it up, kinda like they do swears in the comic strips. If you want the real deal shoot me an e-mail.
     

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