Yup!! I've been cruising here at the farm crossing my t's dotting my eyes its been fantastic till this morning. I head to the coop at exactly 9 bells that's when I let the flock out I figure the predators are gone by then. I notice the tops off the trash can which is full of BOSS. The chickens are all around the can eating BOSS. I'm thinking to myself you idiot you forgot to shut it . Holy crap big mistake. I look on the ground for prints yup Mr coon was in the can gorging himself on the over priced seeds. I'm thinking he will be back tonight looking for a hand out. Darn coons they are nothing but bank robbers they wear a mask just like a bank robber. I then look over at my idol trap that should of been set but wasn't. Guess tonight the trap will be set. Get my gloves on & one can of sardines should do the trick. I'm gonna open the sardines put the can under the trap anchor the trap down with tent stakes & catch the varmint. I will relocate yup thats right relocate. I'm thinking mustard greens, potatoes, & BBQ'd coon. Why not!!
