True words of wisdom for men-came from an email

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  1. Farmer Kitty

    Farmer Kitty Flock Mistress

    Sep 18, 2007
    Wisconsin
    9 WORDS WOMEN USE

    1. Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.


    2. Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

    3. Nothing : This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

    4. Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

    5. Loud Sigh : This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

    6. That's Okay : This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

    7. Thanks : A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome.

    8 . Whatever : Is a women's way of saying [email protected]!K YOU!

    9. Don't worry about it, I got it : Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "What's wrong?" For the woman's response refer to #3.
     
  2. ilovemychickies

    ilovemychickies Chillin' With My Peeps

    [​IMG] So true!!! [​IMG]
     
  3. DrakeMaiden

    DrakeMaiden Overrun with Drakes

    Jun 8, 2007
    Kitsap County, WA
    Um, except my response (refering to #9) is: #8, not #3. [​IMG]
     
  4. wolfpack62001

    wolfpack62001 Chillin' With My Peeps

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    Wow you just sumed up my marrige!
    You forgot
    Let me tell you what YOUR! Son did today:lol:
     
  5. Farmer Kitty

    Farmer Kitty Flock Mistress

    Sep 18, 2007
    Wisconsin
    Quote:Here it is YOUR Daughter! My oldest is very much a Daddy's girl and he has babied her bad. So when she is in trouble she is all his! [​IMG]
     
  6. suenrob

    suenrob Chillin' With My Peeps

    Jan 22, 2008
    Ft. Myers, FL
    Hilarious!!!!! Even DH is laughung cause he knows these are all true:lau
     
  7. hsm5grls

    hsm5grls Chillin' With My Peeps

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    [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG]
     
  8. Buster

    Buster Back to Work

    Can't wait for DW to come home and read this! Her reaction will be something like this: [​IMG]
     
  9. wolfpack62001

    wolfpack62001 Chillin' With My Peeps

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    Amen Jared
     

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