Truthiness...

Discussion in 'Games, Jokes, and Fun!' started by HugHess, Sep 3, 2014.

  1. HugHess

    HugHess Chickrack Addict

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    If you want someone who will eat whatever you put in front of him and never say it's not quite as good as his mother's

    then adopt a dog.

    If you want someone always willing to go out, at any hour,
    for as long and wherever you want ...


    then adopt a dog.

    If you want someone who will never touch the remote, doesn't care
    about football, and can sit next to you as you watch romantic movies


    ..then adopt a dog.

    If you want someone who is content to get on your bed just to
    warm your feet and whom you can push off if he snores

    ..then adopt a dog !

    If you want someone who never criticizes what you do, doesn't care if you are pretty or ugly, fat or thin, young or old, who acts as if every word you say is especially worthy of listening to, and loves
    you unconditionally, perpetually ..


    ..then adopt a dog.

    BUT, on the other hand, if you want someone who will never come when you call, ignores you totally when you come home, leaves hair
    all over the place, walks all over you, runs around all night and only comes home to eat and sleep, and acts as if your entire existence is solely to ensure his happiness ....


    ...then adopt a cat!

    You thought I was gonna say... marry a man, didn't you?


    Send this to all the women you know to brighten their day.
    Send this to all the men just to annoy them!


    You
    ....have a GREAT Day!!!

    Always be yourself because the people that matter don't mind, and the ones who mind, don't matter.

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  2. chikkenfriend

    chikkenfriend Chillin' With My Peeps

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    I'm officially annoyed. :mad:

    I gotta send this to my wife!!!!! :lau
     
  3. HugHess

    HugHess Chickrack Addict

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    LOL!

    I laughed harder at your post than I did reading my thread! Thanks.
     

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