Twelve Days of Puppy Christmas

Discussion in 'Games, Jokes, and Fun!' started by WriterofWords, Dec 18, 2008.

  1. WriterofWords

    WriterofWords Has Fainting Chickens

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    This didn't fit in the other Carols,, it's puppies not chickies.

    On the first day of Christmas my puppy gave to me:
    The Santa topper from the Christmas tree.

    On the second day of Christmas my puppy gave to me:
    Two leaking bubble lights
    And the Santa topper from the Christmas tree.

    On the third day of Christmas my puppy gave to me:
    Three punctured ornaments
    Two leaking bubble lights
    And the Santa topper from the Christmas tree.

    On the fourth day of Christmas my puppy gave to me:
    Four broken window candles
    Three punctured ornaments
    Two leaking bubble lights
    And the Santa topper from the Christmas tree.

    On the fifth day of Christmas my puppy gave to me:
    Five chewed-up stockings
    Four broken window candles
    Three punctured ornaments
    Two leaking bubble lights
    And the Santa topper from the Christmas tree.

    On the sixth day of Christmas my puppy gave to me:
    Six yards of soggy ribbon
    Five chewed-up stockings
    Four broken window candles
    Three punctured ornaments
    Two leaking bubble lights
    And the Santa topper from the Christmas tree.

    On the seventh day of Christmas my puppy gave to me:
    Seven scraps of wrapping paper
    Six yards of soggy ribbon
    Five chewed-up stockings
    Four broken window candles
    Three punctured ornaments
    Two leaking bubble lights
    And the Santa topper from the Christmas tree.

    On the eighth day of Christmas my puppy gave to me:
    Eight tiny reindeer fragments
    Seven scraps of wrapping paper
    Six yards of soggy ribbon
    Five chewed-up stockings
    Four broken window candles
    Three punctured ornaments
    Two leaking bubble lights
    And the Santa topper from the Christmas tree.

    On the ninth day of Christmas my puppy gave to me:
    My wreath in nine pieces
    Eight tiny reindeer fragments
    Seven scraps of wrapping paper
    Six yards of soggy ribbon
    Five chewed-up stockings
    Four broken window candles
    Three punctured ornaments
    Two leaking bubble lights
    And the Santa topper from the Christmas tree.

    On the tenth day of Christmas my puppy gave to me:
    Ten Christmas cards I shoulda mailed
    My wreath in nine pieces
    Eight tiny reindeer fragments
    Seven scraps of wrapping paper
    Six yards of soggy ribbon
    Five chewed-up stockings
    Four broken window candles
    Three punctured ornaments
    Two leaking bubble lights
    And the Santa topper from the Christmas tree.

    On the eleventh day of Christmas my puppy gave to me:
    Eleven unwrapped presents
    Ten Christmas cards I shoulda mailed
    My wreath in nine pieces
    Eight tiny reindeer fragments
    Seven scraps of wrapping paper
    Six yards of soggy ribbon
    Five chewed-up stockings
    Four broken window candles
    Three punctured ornaments
    Two leaking bubble lights
    And the Santa topper from the Christmas tree.

    On the twelfth day of Christmas my puppy gave to me:
    A dozen puppy kisses
    And I forgot all about the other eleven days.
     
  2. justusnak

    justusnak Flock Mistress

    Aw, how cute!! Thanks for shareing that one!
     
  3. WriterofWords

    WriterofWords Has Fainting Chickens

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    I was just thinking of our new baby kitty,, my mom just called me to tell me Baby Swan is un-decorating the tree!
     
  4. LilBizzy

    LilBizzy Chicken Storyteller

    May 20, 2008
    Maryland
    Oh, thats so cute. Unless, of course, it's your puppy. Aw, heck, even then, it's cute!!
     
  5. Henrietta23

    Henrietta23 Chillin' With My Peeps

    Oct 20, 2007
    Eastern CT
    That's cute is right! What wasn't cute was my adult cats knocking the tree over at 4 am the other day. I didn't enjoy vacuuming broken glass at that hour! Ugh....
    And my son wants a puppy for Christmas!!! [​IMG]
     
  6. WriterofWords

    WriterofWords Has Fainting Chickens

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    Baby cat is enjoying undecorating the tree,, I can't put any glass on it.
     

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