UTAH everyone read to get to know what it's like here...

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  1. rjv_piper

    rjv_piper Chillin' With My Peeps

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    FORGET REDNECKS; THIS IS WHAT JEFF FOXWORTHY HAD TO SAY ABOUT UTAHNS!
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    > >If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September to May, you live in
    > >Utah.
    > >
    > >If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don't
    > >work there, you live in Utah.
    > >
    > >If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you live in Utah.
    > >
    > >If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed
    > >the wrong number, you live in Utah.
    > >
    > >If "vacation" means going anywhere south of Salt Lake City for the
    > >weekend, you live in Utah.If you measure distance in hours, you live in Utah.
    > >
    > >If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you live
    > >in Utah.
    > >
    > >If you have switched from "heat" to "A/C" and back again in the same
    > >day, you live in Utah.
    > >
    > >If you install security lights on your house and garage but leave both
    > >unlocked, you live in Utah.
    > >
    > >If you can drive 75 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard
    > >without flinching, you live in Utah.
    > >
    > >If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit, you
    > >live in Utah.
    > >
    > >If the speed limit on the highway is 75 mph -- you're going 80, and
    > >everyone is still passing you, you live in Utah.
    > >
    > >If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with
    > >snow, you live in Utah.
    > >
    > >If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter, and road
    > >construction, you live in Utah.
    > >
    > >If you find 10 degrees "a little chilly" you live in Utah.
    > >
    > >If you actually understand these jokes and forward them to all your
    > >friends, you live in Utah.
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  2. Chirpy

    Chirpy Balderdash

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  3. Wildsky

    Wildsky Wild Egg!

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  4. rjv_piper

    rjv_piper Chillin' With My Peeps

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    It's so true too!!!
     
  5. speckledhen

    speckledhen Intentional Solitude Premium Member

    If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you live in Utah

    Absolutely true! I lived across from a school bus stop one winter in Utah when we had 100" of snow. My yard was just HUGE snowbanks on both sides of the driveway and since we lived on a corner, well, you know what the snow plows do when they come around-they dump the entire bucket's worth in front of your driveway, LOL. Anyway, I'd watch all the kids with their parkas and shorts at the bus stop every morning. I loved the dry cold!​
     
  6. LoneCowboy

    LoneCowboy Chillin' With My Peeps

    Aug 26, 2007
    Longmont, CO
    Yep, lived there, done that, it's true
     
  7. fallenweeble

    fallenweeble Chillin' With My Peeps

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    cute!
     
  8. CovenantCreek

    CovenantCreek Chicks Rule!

    Oct 19, 2007
    Franklin, TN
    Quote:sounds an awful lot like Tennessee, too
    > >If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with
    > >snow, you live in Utah.

    now THAT sounds like Siberia! (big difference between winter and summer road conditions)​
     

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