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Valentine's Day Joke

Discussion in 'Random Ramblings' started by Corey NC, Feb 14, 2008.

  1. Corey NC

    Corey NC Songster

    Mar 28, 2007
    North Carolina
    A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing "Love" stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. He then takes out a perfume bottle and starts spraying scent all over them.

    His curiosity getting the better of him, he goes up to the balding man and asks him what he is doing. The man says, "I'm sending out 1,000 Valentine cards signed, 'Guess who?'"

    "But why?" asks the man.

    "I'm a divorce lawyer," the man replies.
     
  2. newchickowner

    newchickowner Songster

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    [​IMG] You know, that wouldn't surprise me that a lawyer might just do that! [​IMG]
     
  3. texaschickmama

    texaschickmama Songster

    Sep 19, 2007
    Poolville, TX
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