hi everyone! I have a cousin who's a vegetarian and i thought that it might be fun for those of us who are or know vegetarians to share funny stories. THIS IS NOTHING AGAINST VEGETARIANS, i just thought it would be fun. (My cousin walks into the room with a plate of food. There isn't any meat since she is a vegetarian.) ME: I see you are not going to eat the byproduct of a murdered animal. (She glares at me, but doesn't respond. She picks up a chip. I gasp.) ME: Phoebe!! You're eating a potato that was once alive and growing in the dirt! Doesn't that make you feel sick? vegetarians please don't take offense, i only tease my cousin because she's my cousin. i don't have a problem with vegetarians.