Vote for a chicken man for President

[joebryant]

New Presidential Candidate

Hi, there's an effort to elect a perfect man as President, and he has CHICKENS. Please vote for him.
SAVE THE NATION!

http://www.tsgnet.com/pres.php?id=357563&altf=KPF1E4&altl=CSZBOU

 

[miss_jayne]

JOE! you are nuts.

i can't vote for a man who doesn't make my soup!

 

[joebryant]

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No problem! I'll make your soup, and I'll eat all of it. PLUS I'll kiss your babies.

 

[Lunachick]

I know as much about you as any other candidate, so I'll vote for you! And you have chickens, correct?

 

[joebryant]

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Yep, blue & black Orpingtons. And remember my motto "What's good for Joe D. Bryant is good for the U.S.A.".

 

[redoak]

I thought it was real until the lady showed her tatoo.

 

[joebryant]

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Huh? I hope you're not suggesting that it's not for real.
My campaign office is giving a discount on those tattoos if you want one.

 

[dixiechick]

Got my vote!!!

 

[mustangruss]

Change your name to Robert Redford and you have my vote.

 

[erinm]

I'm voting for Joe! ErinM