Want a good, clean laugh?

Discussion in 'Games, Jokes, and Fun!' started by Saroco, Dec 8, 2010.

  1. Saroco

    Saroco Chillin' With My Peeps

    Check out my BYC page!! I have lots of one liners that could have you rolling on the floor! [​IMG]

    If you have any to share, please do! Only, make sure that they are clean.
     
  2. iluvsedward

    iluvsedward Overrun With Chickens

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    lol
    here's one, why do we park in our driveway, and drive on the parkway?
     
  3. Saroco

    Saroco Chillin' With My Peeps

    Oh, nice! I like it!
     
  4. Delta2 23

    Delta2 23 Flock Master

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    These ones are the best, I have to say

    -If everything is coming your way, then you're in the wrong lane.

    -If "pro" is the opposite of "con" is Congress the opposite of progress?

    -Whose Idea was it to put an "S" in the word lisp?


    (War doesn't determine who's right, war determines who's left - I've al;ways loved that one)
     
  5. magistradomina

    magistradomina Chillin' With My Peeps

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    Where I live.
    Those are sooooooo funny! [​IMG] My Mom read them and she loved them!!
     
  6. Evilkitty162

    Evilkitty162 Out Of The Brooder

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    Here some more good ones

    - Just before someone gets nervous do they experience cocoons in their stomachs?
    - Why do they put Braille dots on the drive up ATMs?
    - If ignorance is a bliss why aren't more people happy?
     
  7. magistradomina

    magistradomina Chillin' With My Peeps

    Mar 6, 2010
    Where I live.
    [​IMG] [​IMG]
     
  8. Sir Birdaholic

    Sir Birdaholic Night Knight

    I have to get DW to make me a t-shirt with....
    If we aren't supposed to eat animals, then why are they made of meat? [​IMG] [​IMG] I laughed till a tear came to my eye! [​IMG] [​IMG]
     
  9. Evilkitty162

    Evilkitty162 Out Of The Brooder

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    More


    - How can someone draw a blank?
    - If you have an open mind is there a chance you mind might fall out?
    - Does fuzzy logic tickle?
    - Why is it when a door is open it is ajar but when a jar is open it is not adoor?
    - Why do we pay tools on a freeway?


    I have about 500 + more lol
     
    Last edited: Dec 11, 2010
  10. Saroco

    Saroco Chillin' With My Peeps

    Ooo! Ooo! Tell me!! [​IMG]
     

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