Wanted: A nice duck hen looking for love in the memphis area

Discussion in 'Buy Sell Auction - Archives' started by Sandman, Oct 21, 2007.

  1. Sandman

    Sandman Out Of The Brooder

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    Hello,

    My name is oswald and I am an 8 week old Rouen drake. I am looking for a fun loving hen who likes long dips in kiddie pools, snuggling in the sand, and slurping water through her bill. I am young, and have no colored feathers yet, but I'm told my father was handsome. I am looking for another rouen, but I am open minded and don't mind looking outside of my own race.

    I have an 8x 12 pen with wooden house and nice sized kiddie pool. I have a pool boy who cleans it every week, and also brings me grains and pellets that are quite tasty. Also, he leads me on walks through clover in his yard to eat yummy things daily.

    I can provide a picture if necessary, however, please don't feel obligated to send a picture to me. And ladies, lets keep it clean.

    Please, serious replies only.

    thanks,

    Oswaldo Peabody Quigley
     
  2. rooster-red

    rooster-red Here comes the Rooster

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    [​IMG]I love it!

    It sounds like a personal ad Donald Duck might write!

    Welcome to BYC sandman... You'll fit right in.

    I'm sure it won't be long until Oswald has plenty of replies from desperate, Uh, I mean available duck hens!
     
  3. froggy

    froggy Chillin' With My Peeps

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    i have ducks for sale
     
  4. SandraChick

    SandraChick Chillin' With My Peeps

    A good place for such a Duck ad is at Duckrescue.org

    Sandra
     
  5. waterfowlrescue

    waterfowlrescue Chillin' With My Peeps

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    Thanks Sandra,

    The link to the adoption postings is in my signature [​IMG]
     
  6. DuckLady

    DuckLady Administrator Staff Member

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    Hi Oswald.
    Miss Matilda Pekin Duck here. Where does your human live? Mine lives in Oregon and I live iin Duckingham Palace out in the back part. My human has a bunch of loudmouth silly young rouen girls that I might be able to get her to part with, or if you want a drinking buddy or someone to kick back with there are a bunch of drakes around here, too.

    Just let us know where you are and we can try to find you a friend!
    XOXO, Miss M
     
  7. Sandman

    Sandman Out Of The Brooder

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    Matilda,

    You sound so hot. However, me being in Memphis, Tennessee, probably precludes us from getting together. As you probably know, I'm kind of a big fellow and cannot fly. However, if I ever head toward paul bunyun country, I'll swing by.


    Froggy,

    Though not as romantic, I suppose I would pay for a mail order bride. Are your near memphis? I am getting desperate.


    I've attempted the duck rescue, but as of yet, the closest is in St. Louis.

    Thanks for the help so far,

    Os
     
  8. okiechick57

    okiechick57 Chillin' With My Peeps

    This is hilarious.............such fun duck owners here....... [​IMG]
     
  9. hatchcrazzzy

    hatchcrazzzy Chillin' With My Peeps

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    i wish you could get one of the 5 rouens i have they are 8 weeks old and ready for love lol
     
  10. hsm5grls

    hsm5grls Chillin' With My Peeps

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    [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] Too cute
     

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