3 1/2 year old Granddaughter with (rounded children’s) scissors in her hand: Grandma, you need a haircut!
Me: No, I do not need a haircut. Can I have the scissors, please?
GD: But I’ll only pretend to cut.
Me: Nope. Still not getting close to my hair with the scissors, Sweetie…
(Scissors are now safely put up.)
Me: No, I do not need a haircut. Can I have the scissors, please?
GD: But I’ll only pretend to cut.
Me: Nope. Still not getting close to my hair with the scissors, Sweetie…
(Scissors are now safely put up.)