But...Breakout the bubble wrap.
After a very long & crappy day, I fell in the garage on my way to feed the mealworms. Luckily a 50# bag of dog food & a stack of empty cardboard boxes broke my fall, (thank heaven for small favors) but I was unceremoniously dumped sideways into those boxes & it took me far too long to get out.
I’m sure when I die & I watch the video of my life I will think it was funny & will laugh & laugh at the stunned look on my face as I lay enshrined in empty Amazon boxes, surrounded by a million tiny pieces of cauliflower. But for now I’m grumpy & sore & DD1 has me covered in some funky potion that smells a lot like winter mint. I don’t like winter mint.
While lying there... did you try to get your tongue to flick out to grab cauliflower bits?
Like a frog tongue?
Did you??
Sorry for the soreness.