What do guys do at sleepovers? No, really!

Discussion in 'Random Ramblings' started by eenie114, May 17, 2011.

  1. eenie114

    eenie114 Completly Hopeless

    I did you a favor and didn't say slumber parties.
    I am only barely aware of what goes on at girl sleepovers, since I'm usually the first one asleep. But I do know that there's a fair amount of "He said WHAT?! *Squeal*" and "OHMIGOSH!"s.
    Now I am conducting research on behalf of all my female friends who are also dying to know: What DO you guys do at sleepovers?! Or not much besides play Call of Duty and eat gross food?
     
  2. Orchid

    Orchid Chillin' With My Peeps

    May 10, 2010
    North Central MN
    Well...as a mom of two boys...they fart, belch, brag, and wrestle in addition to playing video games and eating food that makes me shudder.
     
  3. Hoss1975

    Hoss1975 Chillin' With My Peeps

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    Oh nevermind.
     
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  4. eenie114

    eenie114 Completly Hopeless

    Quote:*Scribbles on her notepad* So it's not a myth? [​IMG] [​IMG]
     
  5. darkmatter

    darkmatter Chillin' With My Peeps

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    I could tell you what we do on "Guys night out" but:

    1. You wouldn't believe it.

    2. It would be violating our code of silence.

    3. We'd have to invite you too, spoiling our fun.

    4. I'd have to make up a new story on how I got that scar.

    5. And then you'd expect me to attend your "quilting retreat"----------shudders..........
     
  6. Orchid

    Orchid Chillin' With My Peeps

    May 10, 2010
    North Central MN
    Quote:*Scribbles on her notepad* So it's not a myth? [​IMG] [​IMG]

    Sadly...no.

    I just put some biohazard tape over the entrance to the family room and leave them to it.
     
  7. Spookwriter

    Spookwriter Overrun With Chickens Premium Member

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    My age, we don't many sleepovers.

    However on that rare time it's usually because the wife has thrown
    him out and that being the case, he keeps us up that night crying
    about how wrong his wife is.

    I remember as a boy, a sleepover meant a campout night. From that
    point we escaped and did evil all night.

    We are MEN...we never "squeal", scream, or "OHMIGOSH".
     
  8. Orchid

    Orchid Chillin' With My Peeps

    May 10, 2010
    North Central MN
    Quote:I know what you do...you all go out, pretend you're having an awesome time, and secretly wonder why nothing is quite as much fun without your wives. [​IMG]
     
  9. Orchid

    Orchid Chillin' With My Peeps

    May 10, 2010
    North Central MN
    Oh...and eenie...as they get older you can also add "tell lies about their prowess with women" to that list....



    (Okay, now, you boys KNOW I'm teasing you - right?)
     
  10. darkmatter

    darkmatter Chillin' With My Peeps

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    Quote:I know what you do...you all go out, pretend you're having an awesome time, and secretly wonder why nothing is quite as much fun without your wives. [​IMG]

    That's right, we're just pretending...................snicker...............
     

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