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Discussion in 'Games, Jokes, and Fun!' started by dadthebaker, Nov 14, 2011.

  1. dadthebaker

    dadthebaker Chillin' With My Peeps

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    you put a cow and and ducks in a crate???



    A box of quackers and milk. [​IMG]
     
  2. Fierlin1182

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    What do you get when you cross a kangaroo with a sheep?

    A woolly jumper.

    That's VERY lame but the better ones I know probably aren't suitable for BYC. [​IMG]
     
  3. yankeedoodle300

    yankeedoodle300 Chillin' With My Peeps

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    Q: what do you get when you throw a red rock into a blue sea????









































































    A: Nothing. It Just Sinks. Dur!
     
  4. Zinnia-Hen

    Zinnia-Hen Live & Let Live

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    Q: What do you get when you mix E.T. with McDonalds?

    A: An extra cholesterol.

    [​IMG] Very lame, I know...
     
  5. Q. What do you call a crazy spaceman?



    A. An astronut.
     
  6. dadthebaker

    dadthebaker Chillin' With My Peeps

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    BWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!


    I have fallen into the Corny Zone!


    Ya'll are goofy goobers! maybe someday you'll be cool, like me!!! <cackling> lol

    {{{hugs}}}
     
  7. Fierlin1182

    Fierlin1182 powered-flight

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    Oh, we're very cool already. We're so cool that most of the time we're pottering around talking to ourselves. [​IMG] (Just kidding!!)
     
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  8. onlyme8

    onlyme8 Chillin' With My Peeps

    Haha [​IMG]

    So I call my sister a ginger because she has red hair, and I made this up when I was little:
    What do you get when you mix Aubree (my sister) with carbonated water?

    Ginger Ale. [​IMG]

    Very corny, I know [​IMG]
     
  9. canesisters

    canesisters Chillin' With My Peeps

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    What do ya get when you cross dog with a daisy?



    A collie-flower.

    [​IMG]
     
  10. Kathylovesherchickens

    Kathylovesherchickens Chillin' With My Peeps

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    Quote:I like that one! Very clever!
     

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