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Discussion in 'Games, Jokes, and Fun!' started by dadthebaker, Nov 14, 2011.
you put a cow and and ducks in a crate???
A box of quackers and milk.
What do you get when you cross a kangaroo with a sheep?
A woolly jumper.
That's VERY lame but the better ones I know probably aren't suitable for BYC.
Q: what do you get when you throw a red rock into a blue sea????
A: Nothing. It Just Sinks. Dur!
Q: What do you get when you mix E.T. with McDonalds?
A: An extra cholesterol.
Very lame, I know...
Q. What do you call a crazy spaceman?
A. An astronut.
I have fallen into the Corny Zone!
Ya'll are goofy goobers! maybe someday you'll be cool, like me!!! <cackling> lol
Oh, we're very cool already. We're so cool that most of the time we're pottering around talking to ourselves. (Just kidding!!)
So I call my sister a ginger because she has red hair, and I made this up when I was little:
What do you get when you mix Aubree (my sister) with carbonated water?
Very corny, I know
What do ya get when you cross dog with a daisy?
Quote:I like that one! Very clever!