My baby brother invited my family and some of his friends out to eat Christmas dinner, his treat. We went to an expensive restaurant here in town. All the diners were dressed up and the service was very good. My brother told me how he knew some of the doctors, lawyers and business men present at the other tables. Yeah, he was showing off a bit but my brother is a good guy. When we were about to leave, my brother decided to carry his friend's extremly squirmy four year old boy out on his shoulder. The boy whacked his head on the ceiling fan. My brother brought the poor kid down and was cuddling him. The boy wanted down and started to slid down on his own causing my brother to reposition his hold so the boy wouldn't hit the ground. But out of the blue the boy shouted, "HEY! Get your hand off my butt." My poor brother looked around at the shocked faces and said, "Honest, I was just putting him down. I didn't mean to touch his butt." My brother was so embarrased.