What is Governmentium? Funny joke!

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  1. BirdNut

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    http://wiki.answers.com/Q/What_is_Governmentium


    Governmentium
    Research has led to the discovery of the heaviest element yet known to science. The new element, Governmentium (Gv), has one neuron, 25 assistant neurons, 88 deputy neurons, and 198 assistant deputy neurons, giving it an atomic mass of 312.

    These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons. Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert; however, it can be detected, because it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact. A minute amount of Governmentium can cause a reaction that would normally take less than a second to take from four days to four years to complete.

    Governmentium has a normal half-life of 2-6 years; it does not decay, but instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the assistant neurons and deputy neurons exchange places. In fact, Governmentium's mass will actually increase over time, since each reorganization will cause more morons to become neurons, forming isodopes. This characteristic of moron promotion leads some scientists to believe that Governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a critical concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as critical morass. When catalyzed with money, Governmentium becomes Administratium, an element that radiates just as much energy as Governmentium since it has half as many peons but twice as many morons.

    I know, I know, it's a political joke and politics are a sensative topic... It was just too funny not to share! If you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all. [​IMG]
     
  2. Cindiloohoo

    Cindiloohoo Quiet as a Church Mouse

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    That was a joke? I didn't think jokes were supposed to make so much sense [​IMG] [​IMG]
     
  3. BirdNut

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  4. ams4776

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  5. Player Hater

    Player Hater Chillin' With My Peeps

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    heh
     
  6. Amyable

    Amyable Chillin' With My Peeps

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    so true! [​IMG]
     
  7. BirdNut

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    I'm glad you all enjoyed it!
     
  8. benjoycei

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    they need to teach that in chemistry lol
    so true [​IMG]
     
  9. ChOOkens

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    Morons [​IMG]
     

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