I couldn't find a place to put this in the other gift threads so I started this one. I went out with a fellow a few times and one day he showed up on the doorstep. My mom answered the door then came into the kitchen where I was making tamales to tell me I might want to call the police, there was a strange man with a gun at the door. It was the guy I'd gone out with, he'd come "Courtin'" according to him and had three gifts: 1. An over/under double barreled shotgun 2. A box of roasted long-green chilis 3. A gallon of milk He turned into a stalker I had to have watched by the local SO!