WHAT ? they walk among us

Discussion in 'Games, Jokes, and Fun!' started by Buck Creek Chickens, Oct 15, 2009.

  1. Buck Creek Chickens

    Buck Creek Chickens Have Incubator, Will Hatch

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    Caution.....they walk among us.............

    Some guy bought a new fridge for his house. To get rid of his old fridge, he

    Put it in his front yard and hung a sign on it saying: 'Free to good home.

    You want it, you take it..' For three days the fridge sat there without even

    One Person looking twice at it.

    He eventually decided that people were too Untrusting of this deal.

    It looked too good to be true, so he changed the sign to read: 'Fridge for Sale $50..'

    The next day someone stole it!

    ***They walk amongst us!***

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    * One day I was walking down the beach with some friends when someone

    Shouted....'Look at that dead bird!' Someone looked up at the sky and Said...'where?'

    ***They walk among us!!***

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    While looking at a house, my brother asked the estate agent which directions

    north, because, he explained, he didn't want the sun waking him up every Morning.

    She asked, 'Does the sun rise in the north?'

    When my brother Explained That the sun rises in the east, and has for sometime,

    she shook her head and Said, 'Oh, I don't keep up with that stuff'

    ***They Walk Among Us!!***

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    My colleague and I were eating our lunch in our cafeteria, when we

    Overheard one of the administrative assistants talking about the

    Sunburn she got on her weekend drive to the beach.. She drove down in

    A convertible, but 'didn't think she'd get sunburned because the Car was moving'.

    ***They Walk Among Us!!!!***

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    My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car

    it's designed to cut through a Seat Belt if she gets trapped

    She keeps it in the trunk..

    ***They Walk Among Us!!!!!***

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    I was hanging out with a friend when we saw a woman with a nose ring

    Attached to an earring by a chain. My friend said, 'Wouldn't the chain rip

    Out every time she turned her head?' I had to explain that a person's

    Nose and ear remain the same distance apart no matter which

    Way the head is turned....

    ***They Walk Among Us!!!!!!! ***

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    I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area. So I went to the

    Lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags never

    Showed up. She smiled and told me not to worry because she was

    A trained professional and I was in good hands. 'Now,' she asked

    Me, 'Has your plane arrived yet?'...

    (I work with professionals like this.)

    ***They Walk Among Us!!!!!!!!***

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    While working at a pizza parlour I observed a man ordering a small

    Pizza to go. He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if

    He would like it cut into 4 pieces or 6. He thought about it for some

    Time before responding. 'Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don't think

    I'm hungry enough to eat 6 pieces.

    ***Yep, They Walk Among Us, too.!!!!!!!!


    Sadly, not only do they walk among us, they also reproduce !!!!
     
  2. birdsofthefarm

    birdsofthefarm Chillin' With My Peeps

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    Why must they walk among us [​IMG]
     
  3. obe10

    obe10 Chillin' With My Peeps

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    LOL that is hilarious !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  4. siriradha

    siriradha Out Of The Brooder

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    [​IMG]:lau:ducOh lordy! They not only walk among us, they all live next door to me!
     
  5. blckbrnfamly

    blckbrnfamly Chillin' With My Peeps

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    [​IMG] oh man that is too good.... I've got a few of those in my family!! [​IMG]
     
  6. Miss Sebright

    Miss Sebright Little Hen.....Big Attitude!

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    Are you sure you're not talking about some of MY neighbors? [​IMG] [​IMG]
     
  7. urban dreamer

    urban dreamer Chillin' With My Peeps

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    Gaud, you been spying on my family again haven't you. [​IMG]
     

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