What would you do if...

Discussion in 'Games, Jokes, and Fun!' started by OwlLover, Sep 17, 2011.

  1. OwlLover

    OwlLover Alaskan Wanderer

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    Just answer the question above you what you would do if something happened, then ask another question. Like this:
    Q: What would you do if you lost your laptop?
    A: I would buy a new one. What would you do if your chicken threw her eggs at your house?

    So....
    What would you do if your chicken threw her eggs at your house? [​IMG]
     
  2. little blue

    little blue Chillin' with my Orps

    Jul 11, 2010
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    clean it off of my house

    what would you do if your chicken killed all of your other chickens
     
  3. Zinnia-Hen

    Zinnia-Hen Live & Let Live

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    I would have a chicken funeral. [​IMG]

    What would you do if I threw a steak at your face?
     
  4. i would scold the chicken and put her in a very long time-out!

    what would you do if you had to dogfight me on a WWII flight simulator (i'm an Ace)
     
  5. DuckLover2399

    DuckLover2399 Avian American

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    Try and open my mouth enough were I could catch it

    What would you do if I offered you a pony
     
  6. Zinnia-Hen

    Zinnia-Hen Live & Let Live

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    I would take it and be happy. [​IMG]

    What would you do if I put Silkies in a cannon and shot them at you?
     
  7. DuckLover2399

    DuckLover2399 Avian American

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    I would catch there big fluffy butts and make myself a nice chicken pillow

    What would you do of I threw a rooster at you?
     
  8. little blue

    little blue Chillin' with my Orps

    Jul 11, 2010
    Mansfield, CT
    i would be running away from the cannon

    what would you do if i took away all of you animals
     
  9. Amigo

    Amigo Chillin' With My Peeps

    Jul 13, 2011
    Your house!
    Quote:I'd beat you to a pulp!

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    I would try to save the silkies.

    What would you do if a guy comes at you with a gun, and tells you to give him your money?
     
  10. OwlLover

    OwlLover Alaskan Wanderer

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    Send in the Maple-Kiki force. [​IMG]
    No seriously, I'd probably whip out my airgun.
    What would you do if your cat toilet-papered the neighborhood and everyone told you to clean it up within 2 hours?
     

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