........that poor chicken to cross the road? GEORGE W. BUSH We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either with us or it is against us. There is no middle ground here. AL GORE I invented the chicken. I invented the road. Therefore, the chicken crossing the road represented the application of these two different functions of government in a new, reinvented way designed to bring greater services to the American people. RALPH NADER The chicken's habitat on the original side of the road had been polluted by unchecked industrialist greed. The chicken did not reach the unspoiled habitat on the other side of the road because it was crushed by the wheels of a gas-guzzling SUV. PAT BUCHANAN To steal a job from a decent, hard-working American. RUSH LIMBAUGH I don't know why the chicken crossed the road, but I'll bet it was getting a government grant to cross the road, and I'll bet someone out there is already forming a support group to help chickens with crossing-the-road syndrome. Can you believe this? How much more of this can real Americans take? Chickens crossing the road paid for by their tax dollars, and when I say tax dollars, I'm talking about your money, money the government took from you to build roads for chickens to cross. MARTHA STEWART No one called to warn me which way that chicken was going. I had a standing order at the farmer's market to sell my eggs when the price dropped to a certain level. No little bird gave me any insider information. DR. SEUSS Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, The chicken crossed the road, But why it crossed, I've not been told! ERNEST HEMINGWAY To die. In the rain. Alone. Abraham Lincoln "Leave nothing for tomorrow which can be done today", if a chicken has to cross the road, it should do so now. MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR. I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question. I have a dream, a mouth watering dream a dream of fried chicken, mashed potatoes, green peas and yeast rolls. GRANDPA In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us. GRANMA PA! OH PA! Did you pluck that chicken like I told ya? BARBARA WALTERS Isn't that intweresting? In a fwew moments we will be listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the heart-warming story of how it experienced a serious case of molting and went on to accompwish its life-long dream of crwossing the woad. JOHN LENNON Imagine all the chickens crossing roads in peace. Chickens cross the road while youre making other plans. ARISTOTLE It is the nature of chickens to cross the road. KARL MARX It was a historical inevitability that the chicken rise up against the capitalistic running dogs that held it captive. SADDAM HUSSEIN This was an unprovoked act of rebellion by the infidel fowl and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it. Chairman Mao Fried chicken and chicken chow mein is the opiate of the people. Chickens come out of the barrel of a gun, er I mean the bullets that Ernesto CHE Guevara ''It is not just a simple game, it is a weapon of the revolution,'' this chicken crossing the road is a diversion for use by our freedom fighters! VOLTAIRE I may not agree with what the chicken did, but I will defend to the death its right to do it. RONALD REAGAN What chicken? Admiral David G. Farragut Drat the chickens and full speed ahead! If theyre crossing in front of us ram em! John Wayne Tha chicken crossed the road cause it was a pilgrim, pilgrim you got any problem with that? Mae West Why dont ya come up n see me sometime?....oh, and bring that chicken with ya. CAPTAIN KIRK To boldly go - where - no chicken has gone before. FOX MULDER You saw it cross the road with your own eyes! How many more chickens have to cross before you believe it? SIGMUND FREUD The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity. As to the chicken, its crossing of the road was an attempt to escape repressed rage and emotions that were building all those months in a cage while its father, the rooster crowed. Marie-Antoinette Let them eat chicken, chicken that has been run down by the Royal carriage when the creature crossed the Lombardy Poplar lined road. BILL GATES I have just released eChicken 2003, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook - and Internet Explorer is an inextricable part of eChicken. I certify that eChicken has no bugs, maybe a few mites. Osama Ben Laden Death to the infidel chicken! We shall kill chickens as they cross the road, and all mice where ever we find them. Winston Churchhill I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals, but chickens are neutral and merely cross the road to escape the fray. ALBERT EINSTEIN Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road move beneath the chicken? E = Many(Chickens) squared. BILL CLINTON I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What do you mean by chicken? Could you define chicken, please? Barack Obama That brave chicken crossed the road and party lines to vote for change, and it adored my cute perky manner. Change for you chickens is my business, that and some real folding money for me. Sarah Palin The chicken flew the Democratic coop and crossed over to the open uninhabited rangeland where I could get a good clean shot. Were havin chicken for supper! Cheech Marin Whoa! Did you see that three headed chicken man? Whoa! It was green man Im tellin ya! Angelina Jolie & Brad Pit That chicken was abandoned and lonely so were gonna adopt it and were gonna name it F.H. Leghorn or Miss Prissy. COLONEL SANDERS You mean I missed one? Shoot far! Clawmute The chicken had a hot date with Foghorn Leghorn and was forced to cross to the other side of the road for the rendezvous, sadly it was not to be, for as she crossed a 49' Mercury loaded with Saturday night revelers roared.....to be continued.