About 10 years ago I snuck a parakeet on a plane. The craziest thing was, I had bought him from a local family who had a pet store and the owner's kid was sitting across from me on the plane! I had this little cloth bag I made that I tied to my waist pocket, he just hid in it. I had a layover in Houston for about 2 hours and I walked through the airport and I'd be at the bookstore and suddenly you'd hear a "chirp." I just looked around like "where did that come from?" About 12 years ago I smuggled a momma hamster and her babies on a plane. I tucked in my T-shirt and put them inside my shirt to get past security. Inside my carry on I had a little hamster cage. I had it nice and clean and the shavings in a ziplock back. I put a bow on top, figured if I was questioned about the cage I'd say it was a gift. Once I was past security, I went to the bathroom, pulled the hamsters out and put them in their little cage. Never got caught. You?