What's the Funniest Thing You've Read on a T-Shirt (keep it clean)

[Chic-n-farmer]

The most recent was on a young man. It said:

Here I am!
What were your other two wishes?



ETA:
And remember.... if you would not want your kids to read it on a shirt, don't post it here.

 

[addiedunn]

Quote:
That IS funny!!
I used to have one when I was in my 30's and still not married. It had a picture of a female sitting on a park bench and you could tell it was a woman because of her dress, but she was a skeleton. It read, Waiting for Mr. right.
I think I only wore it once. I thought it was hilarious, but I wouldn't actually wear it anywhere. lol

 

[Boyd]

My wife's shirt. It says quit reading this, my eyes are up here (arrow)

Needless to say it is funny to go out with her wearing that, and I wear the I'm with stupid and arrow point up also

 

[addiedunn]

You better put the "I'm with Stupid" away in the cedar chest..... it's gotta be an antique!

 

[KattyKillFish]

my favorite shirt reads:

I never finish anythi

 

[CoopCrazy]

I did'nt Lose my mind, I sold it on Ebay

 

[Julie08]

I'm a bomb expert, if you see me running try to keep up!

 

[Guinea Goonie]

Saw one a while back:

"Stop staring at my T-shirt !!"

 

[lickskillet]

He-he! This might be kinda crass but.... My oldest DD picked one up at an Anime convention that was black with white dots. It was actually BRAIL and read "Stop touching me"! Lol

 

[mmtillman]

A bunch of stick figures roasting hotdogs and it says....'Its all fun and games till someone looses a wiener...'