What's the Funniest Thing You've Read on a T-Shirt (keep it clean)

[chickaddict]

I forgot to list my favorite


I know what you're thinking and you should be ashamed of yourself

 

[Blue Skys]

I got one for my husbadn it says "Sometimes I wake up grumpy... Other times I let her sleep late."

 

[Clay in MS]

Caution. Contents under pressure.

 

[Judy]

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I think I like this best -- and I am a tech idiot....

 

[Mojo Chick'n]

My youngest had a shirt (appropriately) that said "Aren't you glad I'm not YOUR kid?"

But I think my fave is the one with the covered wagon pic from Oregon Trail (older PC game) that reads "You have died from Dysentery".

meri

 

[Judy]

How about Debi's sig line, out of my mind, back in five minutes.... I know she must have stolen it from a T shirt...

 

[Judy]

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Sigh. You folks do such a great job. It just amazes me that you give the amount of time and energy it must take to do what you do.

(I just found this thread so don't even know what you are referring to! Does not matter, of course.)

 

[mom2chicksandpups]

I saw one the other day that said "I got a gun for my wife. It was the best trade I ever made." My dad loves to buy and trade guns, so he thought that one was hilarious.

 

[Brelansmama]

My brother has one from the movie 'Tommy Boy' that says:

"Brothers don't shake hands, brothers gotta HUG!"

He is a HUGE Chris Farley fan.

 

[chellebyerly]

I have # 6, # 8, #21 and #29.

I have dozens.

A few of my favorites are:

one has a deer and a rabbit in one picture eating and being cute, and the other picture has a deer and a rabbit on a spit, it says :what you see, what a redneck sees.
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I tried kid proofing my house, but they keep getting in
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I'll try to be nicer if you'll try to be smarter
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My 2 boys (9 and 10) have a shirt for halloween that says "my sisters a witch" (she is 4)
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and "my sister ate my homework"
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someday I"ll be your boss
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I have (and they have) lots more, but I cant think right now.. DH wont stop talking... LOL