What's the funniest thing you've read or seen?

Discussion in 'Random Ramblings' started by Skitz, Jul 6, 2010.

  1. Skitz

    Skitz Skitz15k

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    The funniest thing I've read was an argument! [​IMG] I won't say it what it was because it might be offensive [​IMG]

    So what's the funniest thing you've read, seen or moment you've lived?
     
  2. JetBlack

    JetBlack Chillin' With My Peeps

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    I worked as a car salesman, for a while. There was a guy no one liked. Very prideful and annoying. Once, he was "supervising" the filling of one of those giant helium balloons and he kept saying to make it bigger. More more more.

    It blew up. Not dangerous, but it had enough compressed gas, in a large enough space that it shook the windows and slapped his legs at the same time.

    He LITERALLY pooped his pants.

    He had to squish his way out to the parking lot and go home to shower/change. 10 years later, I still feel warm inside, when I think about that.
     
  3. Skitz

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    Quote:wow [​IMG]
     
  4. Goose and Fig

    Goose and Fig Grateful Geese

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    Have you ever seen that video of the elephant sitting on one of the keepers heads- and his head goes right up it's &$#? And there is a lady keeper in there with him freaking out. I think the guy pukes when they finally get the elephant off him. I bet it's on youtube somewhere.

    I've had several of those "laugh until you're weeping" moments- but I though this one was the most "shareable"

    Eh- now that I watch it it's not that funny [​IMG] And the comments are less than family- friendly. [​IMG]
     
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  5. Miss Red

    Miss Red Chillin' With My Peeps

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    **And I have a video of it!**

    My horses reaction to my brothers lazer pointer. She was stomping it, smashing it, reared, and then all of the sudden hit mach 5 and took OFF. She went from trying to kill it to praying it couldn't catch her. I've never seen that mare go from angry to holy *&^(! so fast. She twisted around and barely missed the corral gate before taking off to the woodlines. My brother was laughing so hard he peed his pants.
     
  6. bakerjw

    bakerjw Chillin' With My Peeps

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    I used a laser pointer on some Pekin ducks once. They went ballistic as they tried to get away from it.
     
  7. Skitz

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    Quote:Yeah I saw it [​IMG]
     

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