Whats your states motto?

Discussion in 'Games, Jokes, and Fun!' started by Corey NC, May 21, 2008.

  1. Corey NC

    Corey NC Chillin' With My Peeps

    Mar 28, 2007
    North Carolina
    Some Alternative State Mottos

    Alabama: Hell Yes, We Have Electricity

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    Arizona: But It’s A Dry Heat

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    California: By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than
    Your Honda

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    Colorado: If You Don’t Ski, Don’t Bother

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    Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, Only The Kennedy’s
    Don’t Own It Yet

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    Delaware: We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water

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    Florida: Ask Us About Our Grandkids

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    Hawaii: Haka Tiki Mou Sha’ami Leeki Toru

    (Death To Mainland Losers, But Leave Your Money)

    +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

    Idaho: More Than Just Potatoes…Well Okay, We’re Not, But The
    Potatoes Sure Are Real Good

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    Illinois: Please Don’t Pronounce the “S”

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    Indiana: 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free

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    Kentucky: Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names

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    Louisiana: We’re Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That’s Our Tourism
    Campaign

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    Maine: We’re Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster

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    Maryland: If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It

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    Massachusetts: Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden’s (For Most Tax
    Brackets)

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    Minnesota: 10,000 Lakes….10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes and 5000
    fish

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    Mississippi: Come And Feel Better About Your Own State

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    Montana: Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-wing Crazies And
    Very Little Else

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    Nevada: Hookers and Poker!

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    New Hampshire: Go Away And Leave Us Alone

    +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

    New Jersey: You Want A ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right
    Here!

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    New York: You Have The Right To Remain Silent, You Have The Right To
    An Attorney…

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    North Carolina: Tobacco Is A Vegetable

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    Ohio: At Least We’re Not Michigan

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    Oregon: Spotted Owl.. It’s What’s For Dinner

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    Pennsylvania: Cook With Coal

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    Rhode Island: We’re Not REALLY An Island

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    South Carolina: Remember The Civil War? We Didn’t Actually Surrender

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    Tennessee: The Educashun State

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    Texas: Si’ Hablo Ing’les (Yes, I Speak English)

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    Utah: Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus

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    Vermont: Yep

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    Virginia: Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don’t Mix?

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    Washington: Help! We’re Overrun By Nerds And Slackers!

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    Washington, D.C.: Wanna Be Mayor?

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    West Virginia: One Big Happy Family….Really!

    +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

    Wisconsin: Come Cut The Cheese
     
  2. bamadominaker

    bamadominaker Chillin' With My Peeps

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    Honoraville, Alabama
    Alabama: We pipe sunlight for the rest of the world.


    South Carolina: Drama Drama Drama
     
  3. chicken_boy_Kurt

    chicken_boy_Kurt Chillin' With My Peeps

    Mar 20, 2008
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    That is PA's motto.
     
    Last edited: May 21, 2008
  4. chickanana

    chickanana Out Of The Brooder

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    Kansas
    If you don't like the weather wait a few minutes. [​IMG]

    Kansas: barnie
     
  5. peeps7

    peeps7 Chillin' With My Peeps

    Aug 26, 2007
    North Carolina
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    My b/f loves Ohio and he is always talking about how Ohio doesn't like Michigan, I busted out laughing when I read it.
     
  6. shannonkNH

    shannonkNH Out Of The Brooder

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    NH
    New Hampshire- Best rock farms in the nation!
     
  7. love-my-wolves

    love-my-wolves Chillin' With My Peeps

    Mar 14, 2008
    Front Royal, VA
    Quote:No, no, no, that's not right!! It should be:

    Florida: The bug state - mosquitos, fleas, roaches, and lovebugs welcome!

    Steph
     
  8. Colored Egg Farmer

    Colored Egg Farmer Chicken overload

    Pennsylvania: Bring your sunscreen you don't want to become a redneck.


    We dont cook with coal... why wait it takes to long.... Eat it raw...
     
    Last edited: May 21, 2008
  9. eggzettera

    eggzettera Chillin' With My Peeps

    ooooOOOOOHHHH my gosh!

    Too funny! But mine is wrong "we" don't acknowledge "your" Jesus....(the second one is pronounced differently as in "hey zeus") [​IMG]
     
  10. Tutter

    Tutter Chillin' With My Peeps

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    California ~ Can *You* get sushi at the gas station? [​IMG]
     

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