Who is doing the work???

Discussion in 'Random Ramblings' started by mdbucks, Jan 13, 2008.

  1. mdbucks

    mdbucks Cooped Up

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    SO WHO IS DOING THE WORK?


    The population of the USA is 300 million.


    160 million are retired.


    That leaves 140 million to do the work.


    There are 85 million in school.


    Which leaves 55 million to do the work.


    Of this there are 40 million employed by the federal government.



    Leaving 15 million to do the work.


    2.8 million are in the armed forces preoccupied with killing Osama Bin-Laden.


    Which leaves 12.2 million to do the work.


    Take from that total the 10.8 million people who work for state and city governments.


    And that leaves 1.4 million to do the work.



    At any given time there are 188, 000 people in hospitals.


    Leaving 1,212,000 to do the work.


    Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons.


    That leaves just two people to do the work.


    You and me.


    And there you are,


    sitting on your butt,



    at your computer, reading jokes.



    Nice. Real nice

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  2. nccountrygirl

    nccountrygirl Chillin' With My Peeps

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    That leaves just two people to do the work.


    You and me.


    And there you are,


    sitting on your butt,



    Back at cha # 2
     
    Last edited: Jan 13, 2008
  3. Wildsky

    Wildsky Wild Egg!

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    [​IMG] But I'm working - really I am!
     
  4. hsm5grls

    hsm5grls Chillin' With My Peeps

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    But I'm working - really I am

    yeah can't you see her balancing good and evil. She is working real hard [​IMG]
     
  5. Wildsky

    Wildsky Wild Egg!

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    Quote:yeah can't you see her balancing good and evil. She is working real hard [​IMG]

    Oh but you don't understand - I work for MD's wife, I'm here to keep an eye on him [​IMG]
     
  6. hsm5grls

    hsm5grls Chillin' With My Peeps

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    Well now that explains a lot. I was wondering why the sarcasm had slowed down. I have been wondering what happened LOL
     
  7. Wildsky

    Wildsky Wild Egg!

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    LOL - Just not on a roll right now (the angel is on top for the time being) [​IMG]
     
  8. Scrambled Egg

    Scrambled Egg Flock Mistress

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    sounds like a pretty good option to me!!!! [​IMG]
     
  9. BantyChickMom

    BantyChickMom Chillin' With My Peeps

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