Why Arizona won't win the NFC title.

Discussion in 'Random Ramblings' started by Mahonri, Jan 16, 2009.

  1. Mahonri

    Mahonri Urban Desert Chicken Enthusiast Premium Member

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    The AZ DPS officers are cracking down on speeders heading into Phoenix:
    - For the first offense, they give you 2 Arizona Cardinal tickets.
    - If you get stopped a second time, they make you use them.

    Q. What do you call 37 millionaires around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
    A. Some Arizona Cardinals.

    Q. What do the Arizona Cardinals and Dr. Billy Graham have in common?
    A. They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "__________". (wouldn't want to use the Lord's name in vain here.[​IMG]

    Q. How do you keep an Arizona Cardinal out of your yard?
    A. Put up a goal post.

    Q. What do you call an Arizona Cardinal with a new Super Bowl ring?
    A. A thief.

    Q. What's the difference between the Arizona Cardinals and a dollar bill?
    A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill!

    Q. How many Arizona Cardinals does it take to win a Super Bowl?
    A. Nobody knows, it's never happened before.

    Q. Will professional football ever come to Arizona?
    A. Only if we host another Super Bowl.
     
  2. Mahonri

    Mahonri Urban Desert Chicken Enthusiast Premium Member

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    And another...

    AZ Judge gives 7 year old right to decide custody.

    Phoenix, AZ December 31, 2008

    A seven year old boy was at the center of a county courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy had a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulation requiring that family unity be maintained to the highest degree possible.

    The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried and said that they also beat him. After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him.

    After two recesses to check legal references and confer with the child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the Arizona Cardinals, whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone.
     
  3. debilorrah

    debilorrah The Great Guru of Yap Premium Member

    Dude. Those are so danged funny I can't even come back and chastise you.
     
  4. Mahonri

    Mahonri Urban Desert Chicken Enthusiast Premium Member

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    Chastise me?

    For???????
     
  5. debilorrah

    debilorrah The Great Guru of Yap Premium Member

    Being so darned negative. There is a first time for everything.
     
  6. crtrlovr

    crtrlovr Still chillin' with my peeps

    Mahonri, the man who has a sense of humor (and no love for the AzCards).... who knew? [​IMG]
     
  7. Mahonri

    Mahonri Urban Desert Chicken Enthusiast Premium Member

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    Sorry.

    I do need to learn to be more positive.

    I gotta say Deb, of all the people I know, you are one of them.
     
  8. debilorrah

    debilorrah The Great Guru of Yap Premium Member

    I am most definitely a cup half full kind of a gal. Why be the other way? Really. I would rather always have hope and faith and be let down, because the times the hope and faith pays off WELL out weight the other.

    So. the cards are gonna WIN! [​IMG]
     
  9. Mahonri

    Mahonri Urban Desert Chicken Enthusiast Premium Member

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    But I'd so love for Andy Reid to have a Super Bowl ring.... even if he does lose his temper with the refs from time to time.

    I think most folks would not like me if they knew I wanted the Eagles to win.
    I even picked the Cards to win on the weekly newspaper poll because most of the time when I pick them to win, they lose. Catch that logic?
     
  10. debilorrah

    debilorrah The Great Guru of Yap Premium Member

    Yes I was an Angel's fan all my life. Finally they won, then I swtiched to the Dodgers by default. My fiances bleeds Dodger blue.
     

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