The AZ DPS officers are cracking down on speeders heading into Phoenix: - For the first offense, they give you 2 Arizona Cardinal tickets. - If you get stopped a second time, they make you use them. Q. What do you call 37 millionaires around a TV watching the Super Bowl? A. Some Arizona Cardinals. Q. What do the Arizona Cardinals and Dr. Billy Graham have in common? A. They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "__________". (wouldn't want to use the Lord's name in vain here. Q. How do you keep an Arizona Cardinal out of your yard? A. Put up a goal post. Q. What do you call an Arizona Cardinal with a new Super Bowl ring? A. A thief. Q. What's the difference between the Arizona Cardinals and a dollar bill? A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill! Q. How many Arizona Cardinals does it take to win a Super Bowl? A. Nobody knows, it's never happened before. Q. Will professional football ever come to Arizona? A. Only if we host another Super Bowl.