Why did the chicken....

Discussion in 'Games, Jokes, and Fun!' started by fldiver97, Oct 25, 2009.

  1. fldiver97

    fldiver97 Chillin' With My Peeps

    Aug 5, 2009
    Middleton, WI
    Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?


    A: To show the racoon it can be done!!
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  2. Eggs4Sale

    Eggs4Sale Chillin' With My Peeps

    Jun 29, 2009
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  3. 77horses

    77horses ◊The Spontaneous Pullet!◊

    Aug 19, 2008
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    Q: Why did the turkey cross the road?

    A: To prove he wasn't chicken.

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  4. greenfamilyfarms

    greenfamilyfarms Big Pippin'

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    Ok, Halloween one:

    Q: Why did the skeleton cross the road?


    A: To get to the body shop.
     
  5. TheGoldenRoo

    TheGoldenRoo A Crazy and Fun Chicken

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    Here is a Halloween one!!!

    Q: Why did the skeleton NOT cross the road?

    A: Because he didn't have the guts to!

    Love you guys jokes too!
     
  6. Ducks-R-Us

    Ducks-R-Us Chillin' With My Peeps

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    I have a backround on my ipod that says "I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross roads and not have their motives qustioned."
    P.S. i love your avatar TheGoldenRoo
     
  7. Country Heart

    Country Heart City Girl With A

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  8. jojo54

    jojo54 Chillin' With My Peeps

    Aug 24, 2009
    BC Canada
    Why did the chicken cross the road halfway?
    She wanted to lay it on the line.
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  9. Mahonri

    Mahonri Urban Desert Chicken Enthusiast Premium Member

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    Why can't ghosts have babies?

    Cuz the boy ghosts have Holloweenies.


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    Last edited: Oct 29, 2009
  10. Hoosiermomma

    Hoosiermomma Chillin' With My Peeps

    Jun 6, 2009
    S.E Ind
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