Why do the weird people call me?

Discussion in 'Random Ramblings' started by KristyHall, May 14, 2011.

  1. KristyHall

    KristyHall Overrun With Chickens

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    No jokes at my expense!

    seriously, I get strange phone calls, and not just when I work help line, though i could tell you some strange stories from there

    last night, about 10:30, someone called me, and it came up " private caller" Well a good friend keeps her number permanently blocked because she has a stalker, and 10:30 was about the time she gets home on Friday evenings. For her privacy I will call my friend Sarah, instead of using her real name.

    I picked up the phone and the conversation went like this.

    Me (excitedly): "Sarah! How did finals go?!"

    and this hoarse scratchy female voice comes on

    " oh things are all right"

    concerned, since her voice sounded so horse i said

    Me: " honey are you ok? You sound awful"

    Voice: "oh i guess, but i need you to do me a favor"

    me: "sure"

    voice: "Say oooooooo" (in a sexy way)

    me: "What?"

    voice: " say oooo"

    me: "why?"

    voice: "just say it"

    me: "not until you tell me what's going on"

    voice: " oh come on..? ok then say ooohhhhhh"

    me: "sarah...? Wait this isn't sarah is this? who is this? This isn't sarah!"

    voice: "uh..... stracy?"

    me: "no.... i'm not stacy"


    voice: "oh uh... well can YOU do me a favor and say oooooo?"

    me : "NO!"

    voice: "oh" CLICK and the hoarse lady hangs up
     
  2. sfw2

    sfw2 Global Menace

    I'm so sorry, but

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  3. EweSheep

    EweSheep Flock Mistress

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    I think someone had a bit too much to drink LOL!
     
  4. desertdarlene

    desertdarlene Chillin' With My Peeps

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    Tooo funny! I screen all calls after 6PM with my answering machine. I don't have caller ID anyway.
     
  5. redhen

    redhen Kiss My Grits... Premium Member

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    Ew..Ew..Ew...
    'Nuff said....
     
  6. dkvart1

    dkvart1 Chillin' With My Peeps

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  7. onecent

    onecent Chillin' With My Peeps

    LOL, and my daughter calls me a "nut magnet" [​IMG]
     
  8. sourland

    sourland Broody Magician Premium Member

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    Oh, my.[​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG]
     
  9. KristyHall

    KristyHall Overrun With Chickens

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    ssssuuuuuurrrrrrrreeeeeeeee laugh it up! I KNOW It's you EmtheFishLady you're getting me back for calling you evil!!!!
     
  10. EmtheFishLady

    EmtheFishLady We're all mad here

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    Nope. I sound like Fran Drescher. Ask MFB.
     

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