Why God made Moms, as told by 2nd Graders

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  1. CarriBrown

    CarriBrown Overrun With Chickens Premium Member

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    WHY GOD MADE MOMS
    Answers given by 2nd grade school children to the following questions:


    Why did God make mothers?
    1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.
    2. Mostly to clean the house.
    3. To help us out when we were getting born.

    How did God make mothers?
    1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.
    2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring.
    3. God made my Mom just the same like he made me. He just used bigger parts.

    What ingredients are mothers made of ?
    1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and one dab of mean.
    2. They had to get their start from men's bones. Then they mostly use string, I think.

    Why did God give you your mother and not some other mom?
    1. We're related.
    2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's moms like me.

    What kind of little girl was your mom?
    1. My Mom has always been my mom and none of that other stuff.
    2. I don't know because I wasn't there, but my guess would be pretty bossy.
    3. They say she used to be nice.

    What did mom need to know about dad before she married him?
    1. His last name.
    2. She had to know his background. Like is he a crook? Does he get drunk on beer?
    3. Does he make at least $800 a year? Did he say NO to drugs and YES to chores?

    Why did your mom marry your dad?
    1. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my Mom eats a lot.
    2. She got too old to do anything else with him.
    3. My grandma says that Mom didn't have her thinking cap on.

    Who's the boss at your house?
    1. Mom doesn't want to be boss, but she has to because dad's such a goof ball.
    2. Mom. You can tell by room inspection. She sees the stuff under the bed.
    3. I guess Mom is, but only because she has a lot more to do than dad.

    What's the difference between moms & dads?
    1. Moms work at work and work at home and dads just go to work at work.
    2. Moms know how to talk to teachers without scaring them.
    3. Dads are taller & stronger, but moms have all the real power 'cause that's who you got to ask if you want to sleep over at your friend's.
    4. Moms have magic, they make you feel better without medicine.

    What does your mom do in her spare time?
    1. Mothers don't do spare time.
    2. To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long.

    What would it take to make your mom perfect?
    1. On the inside she's already perfect. Outside, I think some kind of plastic surgery.
    2. Diet. You know, her hair. I'd diet, maybe blue.

    If you could change one thing about your mom, what would it be?
    1. She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean. I'd get rid of that.
    2. I'd make my mom smarter. Then she would know it was my sister who did it and not me.
    3. I would like for her to get rid of those invisible eyes on the back of her head.
     
  2. lesliet

    lesliet Chillin' With My Peeps

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    That is just to cute
     
  3. debilorrah

    debilorrah The Great Guru of Yap Premium Member

    Oh I copied that and sent it on. Thanks!
     
  4. Jena

    Jena The Welsh Witch

    Nov 2, 2008
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    Fantastic,

    I know even now my sons would want rid of the eyes in the back of the head....lol.

    Jena
     
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  5. Their Other Mother

    Their Other Mother Chillin' With My Peeps

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  6. sdshoars

    sdshoars Chillin' With My Peeps

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    i like the moms go to work at work and work at home, and dads only work at work. lmao.
     
  7. MissPrissy

    MissPrissy Overrun With Chickens Premium Member

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    Why did your mom marry your dad?
    1. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my Mom eats a lot.
    2. She got too old to do anything else with him.
    3. My grandma says that Mom didn't have her thinking cap on.

    Priceless!​
     
  8. conny63malies

    conny63malies Overrun With Chickens

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    My three year old told me lst week" you're not a girl, you're a mom"
     
  9. English Chick

    English Chick English Mum

    Jun 27, 2008
    Cheshire UK
    That is fantastic!!!! I am going to send it on to al the other "moms" I know! priceless...........thanks for sharing, going to ask my son what he thinks about his mum...should be interesting...like why do people think your my grandmother because your hairs white!...answer that one.....
     

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