WHY GOD MADE MOMS....

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  1. chickengirlnm

    chickengirlnm Chillin' With My Peeps

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    WHY GOD MADE MOMS....all answers were given by 2nd grade school children.

    WHY DID GOD MAKE MOTHERS ?
    1- She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.
    2- Mostly to clean house.
    3- To help us out of there when we were getting born.

    HOW DID GOD MAKE MOTHERS ?
    1-He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.
    2- Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring.
    3- God made my mom just the same like me, He just used bigger parts.


    WHAT INGREDIENTS ARE MOTHERS MADE OF ?
    1- God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and one dab of mean.
    2- They had to get thier start from men's bones. Then they mostly use string , I think.


    WHY DID GOD GIVE YOU YOUR MOTHER AND NOT SOME OTHER MOM ?
    1- We're related.
    2- God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's mom like me.

    WHAT KIND OF LITTLE GIRL WAS YOUR MOM ?
    1-My mom has always been my mom and none of that other stuff.
    2- I dont know because I wasn't there, but my guess would be pretty bossy.
    3- They say she used to be nice.

    WHY DID YOUR MOM MARRY YOUR DAD ?
    1- My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world and my mom eats a lot.
    2- She got too old to do anything else with him.
    3- My grandma says that mom didn't have her thinking cap on.

    WHO'S THE BOSS AT YOUR HOUSE ?
    1- Mom doesn't want to be boss, but she has to because dad's such a goof.
    2- Mom. You can tell by room inspection. She see's the stuff under the bed.
    3- I guess my mom is, but only because she has a lot more to do than dad.


    WHAT DOES YOUR MOM DO IN HER SPARE TIME ?
    1- Mother's don't do spare time.
    2- To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long.


    WHAT WOULD IT TAKE TO MAKE YOUR MOM PERFECT ?
    1- On the inside she's already perfect. Outside, I think some kind of plastic surgery.
    2- Diet. You know her hair, I'd diet, maybe blue

    IF YOU COULD CHANGE ONE THING ABOUT YOUR MOM, WHAT WOULD IT BE ?
    1- She has this thing about me keeping my room clean. I'd get rid of that.
    2- I'd make my mom smarter. Than she would know it was my sister who did it and not me.
    3- I would like for her to get rid of those invisible eyes on the back of her head.



    Julie
     
  2. schmoo

    schmoo Chillin' With My Peeps

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    I love that one!! THANKS [​IMG]
    These are my favorites.


    WHAT INGREDIENTS ARE MOTHERS MADE OF ?
    1- God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and one dab of mean.

    WHY DID YOUR MOM MARRY YOUR DAD ?
    3- My grandma says that mom didn't have her thinking cap on.

    IF YOU COULD CHANGE ONE THING ABOUT YOUR MOM, WHAT WOULD IT BE ?
    3- I would like for her to get rid of those invisible eyes on the back of her head.

    My son really believes this one is true. He also thinks I can read minds because I answer his questions before he asks. [​IMG] I wish he would stay young forever!
     
  3. jenichick

    jenichick Chillin' With My Peeps

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    Awe, I loved that.
     
  4. texaschickmama

    texaschickmama Chillin' With My Peeps

    Sep 19, 2007
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    That is cute. Makes me wonder what my kids would say. :eek:
     
  5. SpottedCrow

    SpottedCrow Flock Goddess

    I love the eyes on the back of the head...LOL
     
  6. bantymum

    bantymum Chillin' With My Peeps

    I love it, im going to type up these questions for my son!!!and see what he says.
    so cute, just what I need right now, im feeling blue today!!!
     

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