Why Santa can't possibly be a man:

Discussion in 'Managing Your Flock' started by mdbucks, Dec 25, 2007.

  1. mdbucks

    mdbucks Cooped Up

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    a. Men can't pack a bag
    b. Men would rather be dead than caught wearing red velvet.
    c. Men would feel their masculinity is threatened... having to be seen
    with all those elves
    d. Men don't answer their mail
    e. Men would refuse to allow their physique to be described even in
    just as anything remotely resembling a "bowl full of jelly"
    f. Men aren't interested in stockings unless somebody's wearing them
    g. Having to do the Ho-Ho-Ho thing would seriously inhibit their
    ability to pick up women
    h. Finally, being responsible for Christmas would require a commitment
     
  2. lacyloo

    lacyloo Cooped Up

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    ha ha santas a litlle gurl lol
     
  3. nccountrygirl

    nccountrygirl Chillin' With My Peeps

    Jul 31, 2007
    Sanford N.C.
    I always thought Santa was a girl as men can't remember important dates. [​IMG]
     
  4. Buckguy20

    Buckguy20 OKIE MOSES

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    Well I certainly remember my first date. Sweaty palms, butterflies in my stomach, knot in my throat.
     
  5. rooster-red

    rooster-red Here comes the Rooster

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    Santa just shot me an email, wants me to post his rebuttal for you.


    a. Men can't pack a bag
    Why do you think I let the elves hang out?
    b. Men would rather be dead than caught wearing red velvet.
    It's red wool you twit
    c. Men would feel their masculinity is threatened... having to be seen
    with all those elves
    Makes me feel superior being around all those shorties
    d. Men don't answer their mail
    Thats what Mrs. Clause is for
    e. Men would refuse to allow their physique to be described even in
    just as anything remotely resembling a "bowl full of jelly"
    You should see what the punk who started that rumor got for Christmas
    f. Men aren't interested in stockings unless somebody's wearing them
    Thats the whole reason for going house to house, to find someone in them
    g. Having to do the Ho-Ho-Ho thing would seriously inhibit their
    ability to pick up women
    Hey, it works for rappers!
    h. Finally, being responsible for Christmas would require a commitment
    I work one night a year, how's that for a commitment

    Don't shoot the messenger, just relaying a reply.
     
  6. seismic wonder2

    seismic wonder2 I got mad ninja skills

    Feb 3, 2007
    san diego ca
    "Somebody gets a lump of coal...."
    Is the message I was asked to relay.....
     
  7. headbangingrooster

    headbangingrooster Chillin' With My Peeps

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    Quote:I guess I'm just different from other men, commitment doesn't bother me [​IMG] I've been with the same girl for over a year now. [​IMG]
     
  8. hatchcrazzzy

    hatchcrazzzy Chillin' With My Peeps

    Jun 8, 2007
    kemp texas
    been with the same lady 37 years. and that is all funny
     
  9. Wildsky

    Wildsky Wild Egg!

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    Quote:I guess I'm just different from other men, commitment doesn't bother me [​IMG] I've been with the same girl for over a year now. [​IMG]

    Talk to us in 20 years ...... [​IMG]
     
  10. silkiechicken

    silkiechicken Staff PhD Premium Member

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