Why some Men and Women choose to remain single..

Discussion in 'Random Ramblings' started by SarahFair, Oct 19, 2009.

  1. SarahFair

    SarahFair Chillin' With My Peeps

    Sep 23, 2008
    Monroe, Ga
    I saw this on another forum I visit. It go SO many LOLs out me I wanted to share the laughter


    Why some Women choose remain single..



    Why some Men choose to remain single..
     
  2. mullers3acers

    mullers3acers Chillin' With My Peeps

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  3. wildorchid053

    wildorchid053 Chillin' With My Peeps

    May 12, 2009
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    that was sooooo funny till i had to gag at the bugger lol
     
  4. Amyable

    Amyable Chillin' With My Peeps

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  5. jafo

    jafo Chillin' With My Peeps

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  6. lovemychix

    lovemychix Chillin' With My Peeps

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    [​IMG] I actually know some people just like that. [​IMG]
     
  7. Black Feather

    Black Feather Chillin' With My Peeps

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    Oh dear oh dear ......oh dear.......my eyeballs are bleeding *lol*

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  8. Felicia

    Felicia Chillin' With My Peeps

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  9. cmjust0

    cmjust0 Chillin' With My Peeps

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    Central KY
    Paul Gilmartin -- "Circus Love"



    "Last call," announced the barkeep and then their eyes did meet,
    Betty the Bearded Lady, and Tom the 4-inch Freak.

    Tom lowered his voice and made a pass, "What are you doing later?"
    Betty said, as she stroked her beard, "Nothing, sweet puh-tater."

    People pointed. Jokes were made. But it fell on four deaf ears.
    Tom thrust his tiny shoulders back and ignored the painful jeers.

    "Betty," he said, "the world can be such a cruel unfeeling place."
    She said, "I know, my little punkin," and kissed his tiny face.

    She carried him through the parking lot to the woods that lay beyond.
    Never before had either felt such an instant common bond.

    "Betty," he said gazing down at his tiny platform shoe,
    "Tonight I would like nothing more than to make sweet love to you."

    She said, "I'm a virgin."
    He said, "So am I."

    She said, "Don't you think that's weird?"
    He said, "Not really. I'm four inches tall and, you know, you got the beard."

    She pressed him close against her bosom. He inhaled her perfumed air.
    He covered her neck with little hickies and stroked her facial hair.

    The moonlight danced off his cowboy hat. She giggled and she swayed.
    She undid his tiny rhinestone belt. A cricket looked away.

    She set him down, unzipped her dress still tipsy from the booze.
    She tripped pulling off her panties and crushed him with her shoes.
    Bearded Betty never married.
    Her mistake sure took its toll.
    She still owns that pair of shoes
    And Tom's still in her sole.


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  10. onthespot

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    I usually use LOL metaphorically, but that guy clip made me laugh so hard I started to wheeze like an asthma attack!!! [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG]
     

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