why the chicken cross the road

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  1. opihiman911

    opihiman911 Chillin' With My Peeps

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    Why The Chicken Cross The Road as explained by the worlds most influential people

    BARACK OBAMA:
    The chicken crossed the road because it was time for a CHANGE! The chicken wanted CHANGE!

    JOHN MCCAIN:
    My friends, that chicken crossed the road because he recognized the need to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens on the other side of the road.

    HILLARY CLINTON:
    When I was First Lady, I personally helped that little chicken to cross the road. This experience makes me uniquely qualified to ensure -- right from Day One! -- that every chicken in this country gets the chance it deserves to cross the road. But then, this really isn't about me.......

    DR. PHIL:
    The problem we have here is that this chicken won't realize that he must first deal with the problem on 'THIS' side of the road before it goes after the problem on the 'OTHER SIDE' of the road. What we need to do is help him realize how stupid he is acting by not taking on his 'CURRENT' problems before adding 'NEW' problems.

    OPRAH:
    Well, I understand that the chicken is having problems, which is why hewants to cross this road so bad. So instead of having the chicken learn fromhis mistakes and take falls, which is a part of life, I'm going to give thischicken a car so that he can just drive across the road and not live hislife like the rest of the chickens.

    GEORGE W. BUSH:
    We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road, or not. The chicken is either against us, or for us. There is no middle ground here.

    ANDERSON COOPER - CNN:
    We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed to have access to the other side of the road.

    NANCY GRACE:
    That chicken crossed the road because he's GUILTY! You can see it in his eyes and the way he walks.

    PAT BUCHANAN:
    To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American.

    DR SEUSS:
    Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been told.

    ERNEST HEMINGWAY:
    To die in the rain. Alone.

    JERRY FALWELL:
    Because the chicken was gay! Can't you people see the plain truth? That's why they call it the 'other side.' Yes, my friends, that chicken is gay. And if you eat that chicken, you will become gay too. I say we boycott all chickens until we sort out this abomination that the liberal media whitewashes with seemingly harmless phrases like 'the other side.'

    BARBARA WALTERS:
    Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we will be listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the heartwarming story of how it experienced a serious case of molting, and went on to accomplish its lifelong dream of crossing the road.

    ARISTOTLE:
    It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.

    JOHN LENNON:
    imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together, in peace.

    BILL GATES:
    I have just released eChicken2007, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your check book. Internet Explorer is an integral part of eChicken. This new platform is
    much more stable and will never cra...#&&^C% .......reboot.

    ALBERT EINSTEIN:
    Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken?

    BILL CLINTON:
    What chicken? I did not cross the road with THAT chicken!!!! ........ What is your definition of chicken?

    COLONEL SANDERS:
    Did I miss one?

    DICK CHENEY:
    Where's my shotgun?

    AL SHARPTON:
    Why are all the chickens white? .........We need some black chickens!

    MOSES:
    And God came down from the heavens and He said unto the chicken, "Thou shall cross the road." And the chicken did cross the road, and there was much rejoicing.


    The most influential people on earth and they still don't get why the chicken crossed the road.........

    BYC member:
    SO THE CHICKEN COULD GET WIRELESS SIGNAL AND LOG ONTO BYC FORUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG]

    Have a good day

    Aloha,
    Cory
     
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  2. BowChickaBowMow

    BowChickaBowMow Chillin' With My Peeps

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    LOL! Cute!
     
  3. brookwoodpat

    brookwoodpat Chillin' With My Peeps

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    I loved this. It was the funniest thing I've read in weeks. Loved all the juxtaposing viewpoints. thanks for posting.
     
  4. Buster

    Buster Back to Work

    Why did the chicken cross the road? To show the possum it could be done!
     
  5. thechickenchick

    thechickenchick Born city, Living country

    Mar 8, 2008
    Eaton, Colorado
    That was great!! Thanks for sharing!
     
  6. jutinus

    jutinus Out Of The Brooder

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    HA HA HA..... Loved this much I pasted it to my email......
     
  7. Whistling Badger

    Whistling Badger Chillin' With My Peeps

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    a burrow in a pasture
  8. clarkestep

    clarkestep Chillin' With My Peeps

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    Why did the chicken cross the road?

    To get to the toy store on the other side, of course!

    (too much 'Toy Story' at my house! LOL
     
  9. Denece&Lacey

    Denece&Lacey Chillin' With My Peeps

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    That was funny.
     
  10. Shobe Biz

    Shobe Biz Out Of The Brooder

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    There are even more of these.

    A Harvard physicist has his own hilarious answers to the riddle: Why did the Chicken Cross the Road.
    And, another blogger has bunch, too.

    You can see them on Chicken Women blog.
     

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