Wife thought she was a chicken

Discussion in 'Family Life - Stories, Pictures & Updates' started by KIDDSBANTAMS, Aug 14, 2010.

  1. KIDDSBANTAMS

    KIDDSBANTAMS Songster

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  2. mississippifarmboy

    mississippifarmboy collects slightly damaged strays

    [​IMG] My wife has a sleep disorder too, sleepwalks ALOT. But I was told if I told any stories about the things she's done while asleep that the next story I told would be in divorce court.
    No skerd of her, nope, but she does control the fried chicken so I'm gonna just shut up.
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  3. 4boysmom

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    don't tell her you posted that here - you want to stay on her good side [​IMG]

    My kids do funny things all the time - just recently my oldest was sitting on his bed reaching up saying "the sun, the sun, I found the sun!!!!"
     
  4. eenie114

    eenie114 Completly Hopeless

    [​IMG] [​IMG] [​IMG] That is HILARIOUS!!
     
  5. 1_FnkyFrm

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  6. joebryant

    joebryant Crowing

    Proof positive that ALL husbands are saints.
     
  7. justbugged

    justbugged Head of the Night Crew for WA State

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    Quote:At my house I control the recipe for "Slow roasted BBQ Pot Roast" Boy that keeps the men in check if necessary. At our it is DH with the sleep disorder.
     
  8. mississippifarmboy

    mississippifarmboy collects slightly damaged strays

    Quote:At my house I control the recipe for "Slow roasted BBQ Pot Roast" Boy that keeps the men in check if necessary. At our it is DH with the sleep disorder.

    Yeah, it was a married woman that wrote the quote "The way to man's heart is through his stomach". I'm sure of it. My boy and I are both big eaters, most threats don't work well with us, but when she cuts those eyes at us and asks if we "plan on eating" today... Well we tend to be really good really fast.
    My wife is a great cook. When I cook the kids cry and the dog goes and eats at the neighbors.
     
  9. EweSheep

    EweSheep Flock Mistress

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  10. sfw2

    sfw2 Global Menace

    n5ugw, for your sake, I hope your wife isn't a BYC member. If she is, you're TOAST!!

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    That's awful funny, though. I woke my husband up, the other night, when I sat bolt upright and swore. In my dream there was a quail on the bed.
     

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