Ended Official BYC Caption Contest 3/9/2015 - Picture by Kakota

[suebgbr]

Should have gone to specsavers!

 

[Medic]

Live Chicken Dance performed by the great Kurczak

 

[suebgbr]

You won't win America's got talent doing Gangnam Style

 

[FourteenChicks]

'Trust me, I tried the ostrich tactic before and it never worked.'

 

[scflock]

"Look, I know you're a dog and all, but haven't you thought maybe, just maybe, there are grubworms under the linoleum?"

 

[suebgbr]

I told you I could put my head between my legs like you. Now to work on the lying down bit

 

[scflock]

https://www.backyardchickens.com/content/type/61/id/6774898/
You just speak no evil, I've got the other two covered

 

[scflock]

Be honest with me Bailey. It's a bald spot, isn't it?

 

[RaquelsChickens]

Dog: What the frick is this chick doing?
Chcken: Stay still, avoid eye contact, and maybe this dog won't eat me.

 

[scflock]

Please don't let it be a German Shepherd, please don't let it be a German Shepherd