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Woman talk....

Discussion in 'Games, Jokes, and Fun!' started by cjeanean, Jul 26, 2008.

  1. cjeanean

    cjeanean Can't Decide

    Mar 5, 2008
    Women's English:

    Yes = No
    No = Yes
    Maybe = No

    I'm sorry = You'll be sorry
    We need = I want
    It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now.
    Do what you want = You'll pay for this later.
    We need to talk = I need to complain.
    Sure go ahead = I don't want you to.
    I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron!
    You're so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot.
    This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house.
    I want new curtains = and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper...
    Hang the picture there = NO, I mean hang it there!
    I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep.
    Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive.
    How much do you love me? = I did something today you're really not going to like.
    I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV.
    Is my butt fat? = Tell me I'm beautiful.
    You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me.
    Are you listening to me!? = [Too late, you're dead.]
    Was that the baby? = Why don't you get out of bed and walk him until he falls asleep.
    I'm not yelling! = Yes, I am yelling because I think this is Important.
    The same old thing = Nothing
    Nothing = Everything
    Everything = My PMS is acting up.
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    Sunny Chook Farm Songster

    Jan 23, 2008
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    BirdBoy88 Angel Egg

    Dec 26, 2007
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    dixiechick Songster

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