women Rules.

Discussion in 'Games, Jokes, and Fun!' started by christyware, Jun 18, 2009.

  1. christyware

    christyware Songster

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    This is for all the Women out there.. #1. Rule! Men must respect the female, and put the Toillet seat down and Flush!
     
  2. pixie74943

    pixie74943 Songster

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    I saw some guy who had invented this thing... you know how you can get those bins that you stand on the pedal and the lid goes up? He adapted it to a toilet so you couldnt forget to put the seat down.

    Now we just need to deal with the flushing issue....
     
  3. CoonX

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    I promise to leave the toilet set down.
    If you don't gripe about a wet seat.
     
  4. Chicks_N_Horses

    Chicks_N_Horses Songster

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    Am I the only one without this problem?? LOL My DH always puts it back down. My 2 year old goes to the porch and sprays my roses [​IMG]
     
  5. Emzyyy

    Emzyyy Runs with Deer

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    God made man before women because you always make a rough draft before the final masterpiece. [​IMG]
     
  6. Crystalchic

    Crystalchic Gone for a bit

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    women nag and complain way to much
     
  7. Birdgirl

    Birdgirl Songster

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    suppose so, but he thinks he a king
     
  8. Burbs

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    I have never had a problem checking that it was up. Why do women have a problem checking if it is down? [​IMG]
     
  9. rocktheflock

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    because men stand facing it, women face away from it. [​IMG]
     
  10. pixie74943

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    Quote:Run in absolutely busting, nearly break pants cause your in such a hurry, sit down, and bruise your ass cause some lazy so-and-so didnt put the seat down.

    You'll be in the bad books for MONTHS

    people have broken tailbones
     

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